Bruce Wayne Puns

A list of puns related to "Bruce Wayne"

What does Bruce Wayne drink with his scotch?

Just ice.

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👤︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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It’s too bad Bruce Wayne’s real name wasn’t Bruce bates

Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time

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👤︎ u/schiggy182
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.

It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call Bruce Wayne's Grandma?

Batnan

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👤︎ u/Raoul24601
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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They're making a movie about when Bruce Wayne loses all his money.

Batman and ramen

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👤︎ u/ealaney
📅︎ May 27 2019
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Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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What did baby Bruce Wayne's mommy put over his crib?

A bat mobile!

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Where does Bruce Wayne take baths?

In the Bat-Tub!

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👤︎ u/skatalon2
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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What is Bruce Waynes favorite sport?

Bat-minton (Badminton)

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👤︎ u/ExProxy
📅︎ May 08 2018
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In the batcave

Alfred: what can i do for you master Wayne

Bruce Wayne: I have decided to change my name to Bate

Alfred: why master Ba- -_-

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👤︎ u/siddharth_pillai
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I was watching the Batman trilogy yesterday when it hit me...

Bruce Wayne is bat shit crazy

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👤︎ u/SkyPlexHD
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Let's play a game

We were watching a reality show called Oak Island when my dad said, "This would take a turn if they'd misheard and its actually Poison Oak Island. (Cue dad laugh)

But it got me thinking about a game I saw on Hollywood Game Night where they merge someone's last name and someone's first name. Like Bruce Wayne Gretzky. I find that hilarious.

This is my game creation: merge a well known phrase with a TV show, movie or other media that completely changes the premise of the media in a funny way.

First contribution: Tie Die Hard

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👤︎ u/katfacekillah
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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