What pronouns did Michael Jackson go by?

He/he

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👤︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
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Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?

He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum
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I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.

Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.

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👤︎ u/Mubassie
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I heard Michael Jackson on the radio the other day…

Now I can’t help but wonder if Annie really is ok.

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👤︎ u/Fonz136
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What did Michael Myers say after his son's first decapitation?

Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.

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What would Michael Jackson be called if he was in HeMan.

HeeHeeman.

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👤︎ u/Sad_Mind_
📅︎ May 25
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Michael Scott approved
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👤︎ u/meow__meg
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What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?

One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.

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👤︎ u/T33NW01F
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Michael Read Charts
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👤︎ u/Shir_zazil
📅︎ Mar 03
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I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.

I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?

Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white

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👤︎ u/mohammad5271
📅︎ Feb 13
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How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?

He beats them

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👤︎ u/killer_sobe87
📅︎ Feb 15
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How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?

Moon Wok!

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Michael Jackson's favorite tank

"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"

"The Chi-HE-HEE!"

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👤︎ u/jesusofbullets
📅︎ Feb 22
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Michael Che Fox.
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The problem with Michael Jackson puns is

You don't stop till you get enough

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👤︎ u/another_nonymous
📅︎ Jan 16
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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop

A Shamonarch, if you will.

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George Michael died on Christmas Day

It was his last christmas.

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👤︎ u/Scarvius
📅︎ Jan 04
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I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.

He's bad

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👤︎ u/connor4rell
📅︎ Jan 06
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What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?

He/Hee

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👤︎ u/thedudenamedjay
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Is your name Michael? Yes or No?

Thank you for your participation.

I'm doing a Mike Check.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Nice one Michael
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📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?

Little Deb Hee! Hee!

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Michael Bublé Wrap
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i saw Michael Jackson's performed once

It was a Thriller

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My personal pronouns are He/Hee

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👤︎ u/yoitsdavid
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I’d first like to make sure this thing is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up.

That concludes the mike check

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👤︎ u/SZT2
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?

Jamon!

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👤︎ u/S0undJunk1e
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?

They both go “hehe”

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👤︎ u/chrisvskris
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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Michael Ceratonin
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👤︎ u/Evansonly
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone

He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S

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👤︎ u/maloners
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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How did George Michael get to hospital?

In a whambulance.

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👤︎ u/buckdubs
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT

Just bleat it.

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👤︎ u/ternminator
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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👤︎ u/RSGaming0416
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My preferred pronouns are He/Hee

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👤︎ u/Anonymous-Ballon
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?

He was Careless with his Wispa

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👤︎ u/Fandam_YT
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?

Ahi!

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👤︎ u/ottodidakt
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley

My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains

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👤︎ u/Zuke_k9
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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How come Michael Jackson sings so high?

He used HeHelium

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👤︎ u/Idsmyself
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

He/He

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