Because, it would blow his cover.
Bubble 07
Dong. Ding Dong
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. π€
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
A License to Chill
...He goes under cover.
I still wonder what he named his other leg.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
Dad: Because itβs a Spy Duh!!
Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.
Because there's no time to dye!
It was a bonding moment.
James bond
Iβve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
Because it was Due Another Day
Skyfall
A Jar-O
βYou ainβt seeing half of the insurance moneyβ
I was shaken, but not stirred.
007/11
But it'll make you Roger Moore.
Itβs just a fancy gym.
Itβs No Time to Die.
Bubble-O Seven.
Agent Zero Zero Shaven
Iβve got a license to krill.
Spynosawus.
... I'll just see myself out
Bubble 07
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
Bubble 07
Bubble-07
He goes undercover
He goes undercover
He goes undercover.
But it will make you Roger Moore.
He goes undercover
Bubble-0 Seven
He goes under covers
Bubble-0 Seven.
