Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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Kevin James Franco in his best role yet!
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I got a signed LeBron James jersey for my son.

Best trade ever.

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper

A license to Till

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VIAGRA....It won't make you James Bond....

.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.

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Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?

Because it was not agent's toilet.

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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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My name is James Pond

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James is a gentleman

He starts his relationships with a Bond.

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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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A James Bond movie from 1979
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At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...

...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🀘

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What does James Bond need to go on vacation?

A License to Chill

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I once met a guy with a wooden leg named James.

I still wonder what he named his other leg.

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Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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James Randi, RIP

Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.

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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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Why does James Bond Have grey hair?

Because there's no time to dye!

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What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?

I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.

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James Pond
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What do you call it when two spies named james try to become friends?

James bond

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Why did James Bond keep his library book?

Because it was Due Another Day

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What is Chicken Little's least favorite James Bond film?

Skyfall

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Nice one james
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What does James Hetfeild call his door when it's open?

A Jar-O

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I just finished watching James Bond

I was shaken, but not stirred.

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The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is

β€œYou ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”

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Drinking vodka martini's won't make you James Bond.

But it'll make you Roger Moore.

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What's James Bond's favorite gas station

007/11

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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

Because, it would blow his cover.

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble O 7

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?

Bubble O7.

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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover

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What do you call james bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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James Bond enjoying himself

What do you call James Bond in a bath?

Bubble 07

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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

...He goes under cover.

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Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...

... but it will make you Roger Moore.

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble-07

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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

He goes undercover

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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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