If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

....and the second one Duplikate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!

Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too

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My wife asked me the other day what I wanted to name our twin daughters. Kate, I replied. And the other, she asked?

DupliKate

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What do you call Kate's twin sister?

DupliKate

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She's never on time but always one step ahead of Kate

She's Late.

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So Kate Upton's pregnant. Needless to say, I think...

https://preview.redd.it/eo2x1kwiutm11.png?width=2014&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd5e00bbd44ef164a557451f895889611c9075ce

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Gomer Pyle - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too youtube.com/watch?v=PrdOE…
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Do you want to see Kate Middleton topless?

https://i.redd.it/87ojoitob4oz.jpg

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Kate accidentally dropped the toothpaste...

...she felt "crestfallen."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyndcaller
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My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls.

I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.

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My lesbian friends wanted a Full House themed wedding, but the priest refused.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

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I dated two girls at the same time in high school.

Kate and Edith. They both found out pretty quick... taught me a good lesson... You can’t have your Kate and Edith too.

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Adultery is wrong...

You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

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There was once a baker who was secretly dating two women.

Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.

The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.

When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.

The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.

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More "punny" than "jokey", but still...that's what some dads are like.

This guy I know sent his buddy 10 puns in hopes that one would make him laugh...but no pun in ten did.

I'll just show myself out.

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Got a whole group tonight

I was catching up on what I had missed in last week's Bible study. I asked who made tea last week. I got an answer of "Kate" with perplexed looks. "That's terrible!" I responded. "We're studying Hebrews"

Groans ensued.

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A dad joke for Muse fans

I remember telling my dad when Matt Bellamy of the band Muse proposed to Kate Hudson, the ring he gave her was worth $500,000. My dad responded, "Well, I bet that put a supermassive black hole in his wallet!" and then proceeded to stare at me with the open-mouthed smile of a dad who's just made a dad joke and is awaiting a reaction. I groaned, hard.

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I was acting like a butt, and my wife said "I am not amused."...

I replied "of course not, you're Kate!" (Wife's name).

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Dads and purses

My sister, my dad, and I were waiting for our table at a restaurant. Dad sees my sister with her new Kate Spade purse.

Dad: "Why did you take that Kate girl's purse? It even has her name on it!"

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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

......and the second one Duplikate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate

And I'll name the other DupliKate

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

........and the second one DupliKate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What's the name of Kate's identical twin?

Duplikate

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If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.

And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

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If I have twin daughters I'll name one Kate,

and the other duplikate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjs1023113
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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate

and the other Dupli-kate

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If I ever have twin daughters...

I'll name them Kate & Duplikate.

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My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Adultery is a Sin

You can't have your Kate and Edith too!

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