If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

....and the second one Duplikate.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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My wife asked me the other day what I wanted to name our twin daughters. Kate, I replied. And the other, she asked?

DupliKate

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My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls.

I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.

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There was once a baker who was secretly dating two women.

Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.

The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.

When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.

The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.

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I was acting like a butt, and my wife said "I am not amused."...

I replied "of course not, you're Kate!" (Wife's name).

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Dads and purses

My sister, my dad, and I were waiting for our table at a restaurant. Dad sees my sister with her new Kate Spade purse.

Dad: "Why did you take that Kate girl's purse? It even has her name on it!"

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👤︎ u/bluesie
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

......and the second one Duplikate.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate

And I'll name the other DupliKate

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👤︎ u/Salman_R
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

........and the second one DupliKate.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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What's the name of Kate's identical twin?

Duplikate

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📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.

And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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If I have twin daughters I'll name one Kate,

and the other duplikate.

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👤︎ u/bjs1023113
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate

and the other Dupli-kate

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📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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If I ever have twin daughters...

I'll name them Kate & Duplikate.

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