I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
Smaug.
Re:LAX
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
Because he died on the toilet
With a match made in heaven
It was Heaven-scent
Halopenos.
“Oh I think I’ll call it a day” God replies.
Because they're too holy.
My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.
They are just trying to be edgy.
Because that’s where he was told he could find Holmes.
No Hell, No Hell!
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.
UCLA.
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
Long distance caw
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
Old guy 2: You’re lucky mine’s still alive!
A sans seraph font.
The security is always so LAX
...would you say halo for me?
God said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”
They’re just trying to be edgy.
UCLA.
I guess it was LAX.
UCLA.
UCLA.
UCLA
