Tripod Puns

A list of puns related to "Tripod"

I recently bought a tripod for my camera

When I got home, I noticed the tripod only had two legs, so I marched back to the shop and shouted: "This will not stand!"

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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My tripod is broken

I can't stand it

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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I finally decided to dispose of my broken tripod

I just couldn't stand it anymore.

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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I can't stand it when my tripod loses a leg.
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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Every time I try to set up my tripod, it keeps falling down

I can't stand it anymore.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.

I can't wait to meter.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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How many feet are in a yard?

Depends on how many people are standing in it!

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👤︎ u/Farmof5
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a three legged horse?

A tripod.

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👤︎ u/--Maxwell--
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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[Request] Anyone got any jokes about using crutches? All the ones I coming up with are lame.

...But seriously I am looking for jokes about using crutches.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?

A tripod.

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👤︎ u/gr8greengorilla
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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My tripod keeps tipping over

I just can't stand it.

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👤︎ u/EpicNinjaKing21
📅︎ May 18 2018
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