AdiΕ«tΔΜtΕ! Roman pun assistance
So I'm trying to write an essay about the Roman Republic becoming the Roman Empire, thought it'd be funny to start off with a pun but I can't think of anything so... help?
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...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
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they drilled a Pilate hole.
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He couldnβt right align
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... requires a lot of Gaul.
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To avoid cross contamination
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...probably used a pair of Caesars.
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See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
Get out of here! Shouts the bartender. We don't serve your type here.
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
βFive beers, please.β
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Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends werenβt very supportive. They kept telling him to βGet with the times...
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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
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Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I donβt remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
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A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
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Back in Times Old Roman...
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I went to a Roman bathroom on the 6th floor
Yes, it was the VI P room
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Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?
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You know about the happy Roman?
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Iβve lost count of the times I forgot
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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They played rock paper Caesar
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He was gladiator already.
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Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.
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A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
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How was the roman empire seperated?
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What have the romans ever done for us!
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as βfoursβ?
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
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I Canβt remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
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I canβt remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...
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A Roman man walks into a bar and extends his index and middle fingers and says...
"I'll have 5 beers please"
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
βGet out of here!β shouts the bartender. βWe donβt serve your type!β
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