Campbell got a new catch phrase

โ€œItโ€™s Souper!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/callmefinny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16 2020
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Did you hear about the Campbellโ€™s truck driver that got into a car crash?

The doctor informed him he had a cancussion.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05 2018
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Who is Campbell's favorite Superhero?

Souperman!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/unclematthegreat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21 2018
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Job at Campbell's Soup

My son got a job at Campbell's Soup. They no longer match 401k contributions, so I suggested he open a Broth IRA.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mudmonkeybtc
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"Why do they only put 239 beans into campbell's bean soup?

"Cause if they put anymore in it, it would be 2 farty"

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Ash wonโ€™t be in EVIL dead 4! Know what Iโ€™m feeling?

It needs more Campbell!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xwhy
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Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...

My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, โ€œOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!โ€

To which I responded, โ€œMeatier than what? Campbellโ€™s Chunky Soup?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pandastrong35
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Assist me with some puns

So my s/o gets super crossed when I tell him puns. I'd greatly appreciate if you guys could drop your cheesiest puns.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McSithLord
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