Job at Campbell's Soup

My son got a job at Campbell's Soup. They no longer match 401k contributions, so I suggested he open a Broth IRA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudmonkeybtc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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"Why do they only put 239 beans into campbell's bean soup?

"Cause if they put anymore in it, it would be 2 farty"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJeff000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...

My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, β€œOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”

To which I responded, β€œMeatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandastrong35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Assist me with some puns

So my s/o gets super crossed when I tell him puns. I'd greatly appreciate if you guys could drop your cheesiest puns.

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