Swanson Puns

A list of puns related to "Swanson"

It's easy being Swanson's spokesman.

What can I say? I'm a Hungry Man.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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A friend of mine told me that she tried to stop a fight between her husband and “that Ron Swanson guy”.

She tried to get Nick off her man.

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👤︎ u/kukienboks
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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So I walked into the Parks department of Rivendell...

and there he was in all his glory: Elrond Swanson

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👤︎ u/scardeal
📅︎ Feb 14 2017
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good one on parks & rec

Ron Swanson: Ron?

Ron Dunn: Ron.

Ron Swanson: Last name?

Ron Dunn: Dunn.

Ron Swanson: Is that your name, or are you telling me that you're finished talking?

Ron Dunn: Both.

Ron Swanson: Dunn . . . & done?

Ron Dunn: [chuckles]

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👤︎ u/SassyMoron
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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