Alan Puns

But he sure is missing a lot of keys.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

Cuz he was homogenius.

Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house. Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.

I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.

Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

Alan Key

Alan Rickman

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter

Son: Thanks dad!

Dad: No problem Alan.

Me (Lexi): I’m so excited with these wedding photos. I can’t wait to start on making an album for them,

Dad (Alan): You can’t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. You’re name isn’t Al.

Zero. We had a Neil, a Buzz an Alan and nine other guys but no Miles.

He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.