Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
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I got the sack for asking a customer if they wanted smoking or non smoking.
Cremation or funeral was the correct term.
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What do you call a non female, time travaling car?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A non-conformist beggar starts preaching
"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Almost non of my friends gets this joke
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︎ Aug 16 2020
For all the non-English speakers.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?
I bet thereβs gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Whats an excuse you can use for both online and non online schools?
Sorry, I was late due to traffic
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︎ Oct 19 2020
A friend of my mine got sacked from his job, he asked Smoking or Non-Smoking
He should have asked Burial or Cremation
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why can't non-avian dinosaurs clap?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I started a twitter account devoted to non-sequitors but had to shut it down
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Whatβs a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I was going to make a joke about unemployment....but non of them work
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Why are all convents non-profit organizations?
Because nun of them are in it for the money.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-Smoking".
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial"
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︎ May 05 2020
I'm not sure about my non-binary joke.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
The non nun
How do you know if a nun is a cross dresser ?
She has weird habits....
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
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︎ May 20 2020
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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︎ Oct 22 2019
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
βAtheism is a non-prophet organization.β - George Carlin
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....
...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Non prophet
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Non fiction books arenβt good
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Cooking eggs and wish your pan was non-stick?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
The bartender asks, βWhy the non-linear structure?β
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar
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︎ Nov 27 2019
For non-dads who love puns
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Today I bought a non-stick frying pan
I can confirm that there were no parts of a tree in the pan
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Will feels trapped inside his operating system, unable to make non-deterministic decisions.
Will free will free Will?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Non renewable ass-ets.
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︎ Jul 20 2018
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
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︎ May 25 2019
Atheism is a non prophet organization
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
I was fired from my job when I asked a customer if they wanted "smoking" or "non-smoking".
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" or "burial".
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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