Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?

Because there was gold in them/their hills!

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I got the sack for asking a customer if they wanted smoking or non smoking.

Cremation or funeral was the correct term.

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What do you call a non female, time travaling car?

A Mandolorian

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A non-conformist beggar starts preaching

"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"

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Almost non of my friends gets this joke
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For all the non-English speakers.
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If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/amankhaan
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Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?

Or would that be a faux pa?

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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet thereโ€™s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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Whats an excuse you can use for both online and non online schools?

Sorry, I was late due to traffic

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A friend of my mine got sacked from his job, he asked Smoking or Non-Smoking

He should have asked Burial or Cremation

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheFishmanau
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Why can't non-avian dinosaurs clap?

they are dead.

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I started a twitter account devoted to non-sequitors but had to shut it down

No followers.

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Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?

Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!

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Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?

Ba dump tsssss

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

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Whatโ€™s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?

Tofu

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I was going to make a joke about unemployment....but non of them work
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Why are all convents non-profit organizations?

Because nun of them are in it for the money.

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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-Smoking".

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial"

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I'm not sure about my non-binary joke.

It could go either way.

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i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??

.."nut for sell"

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The non nun

How do you know if a nun is a cross dresser ? She has weird habits....

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I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems

I for 1, love Roman numerals.

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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.

Don't they carry essential oils?

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โ€˜Atheism is a non-prophet organization.โ€™ - George Carlin
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I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....

...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'

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Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.

Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.

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Mineral water can be non-carbonated.

But it's still water.

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Non prophet
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Non fiction books arenโ€™t good

Itโ€™s just the facts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/metalissuperior
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Cooking eggs and wish your pan was non-stick?

Just remove the handle

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Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.

They can call it BINGO.

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The bartender asks, โ€œWhy the non-linear structure?โ€

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar

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For non-dads who love puns

Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.

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Today I bought a non-stick frying pan

I can confirm that there were no parts of a tree in the pan

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Will feels trapped inside his operating system, unable to make non-deterministic decisions.

Will free will free Will?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shpongolian
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Non renewable ass-ets.
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
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Atheism is a non prophet organization
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I was fired from my job when I asked a customer if they wanted "smoking" or "non-smoking".

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" or "burial".

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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