Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?

Man #2: "Bro, sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.

WHO let the dogs out.

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I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.

I call it β€œBest bets for vetting vets for vets”

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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?

Ba dump tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation

since he is good at catching snitches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why are all convents non-profit organizations?

Because nun of them are in it for the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JemTAll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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How does NASA organization a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwrx345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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β€˜Atheism is a non-prophet organization.’ - George Carlin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Which news organization has the best coffee?

The French Press

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore. /r/Jokes/comments/fe5cmp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.

They can call it BINGO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I’m a bit uneducated. Whenever the World Health Organization is in the news…

I gotta ask β€œWHO?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Tokenism is when your organization has only one PoC just for appearances sake.

If you have only one elf, that's Tolkienism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damnyoureyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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What's Canadas spy organization called?

CIEh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntestineYarnball
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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The World Health Organization is hosting a new event to show their thoughtfulness and concern for human health

The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why are churches non-profit organizations?

All they do is talk about Jesus, you think they would be for-prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanglar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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The pig mascot of the local college's male social organization died, so they decided to sell its meat...

They called them Frat Brats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I've decided to do volunteer work with an organization that builds homes for sea creatures.

It's called habitat for huge manatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call an organization that donates places to sit?

A Chairity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlleM43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Can anyone here donate to an organization making seats?

We’re a Chairity

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Me: β€œI work for the World Health Organization” My friend: β€œWHO?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halagabir
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Hear about the criminal organization for winged insects?

It is called the Mothia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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What organization is best at helping people with all of their sewing and stitching projects?

The ThRed Cross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Which organization controls sleeping?

The Bederal Government!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bundisimo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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What organization makes sure the grass is nice and green?

Law-n-forcement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equistice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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What kind of organization is an atheist church?

Non-prophet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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The World Health Organization

I was having a conversation with a friend about exercise and it goes a little something like this.

Friend: Did you know that the World Health Organization recommends at least 180 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise?

Me: with a grin on my face Who?

Friend: The World Health Organization.

Me: again with same expression Who?

Friend: getting annoyed THE WORLD HEAL... shoots me the dirtiest look

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinner899
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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I'm doing some data analysis reports for a non profit organization

Or in other words BI-NGO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHappy317
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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I used to be part of a worldwide clandestine organization that sold adult toys made from lightweight metal.

We called ourselves β€œThe AluminumNaughty”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Atheism is a non prophet organization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tregratinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.

W.H.O let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeataylorr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The World Health Organization has said that dogs cannot get COVID19, so they have said dogs are not required to be in quarantine.

So, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SisterRay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Dogs can not contract coronavirus and do not have to quarantined anymore according to the world health organization

To clarify, WHO let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaster27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishyPanda360
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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The World Health Organization changes their slogan.

W.H.O. Cares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UofTCadet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot get Covid-19 and should be released from quarantine.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datsm1015
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Me: According to the World Health Organization...

My dad: WHO?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rms1111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Have you heard about the World Health Organization?

The WHO?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveStranger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albiedam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPonibo
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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What type of organization is atheism?

A non-prophet organization

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pri35t
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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