A list of puns related to "Rationalization"

After mathematicians wondered for many years about the rational numbers, they realised there's more!

It was radical

My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

Yummy 3.14159

My son asked me whether Ο was a rational number, even though he knows i didnt go to school...

I mean that's just not rational.

Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.

It was a loco motive.

Thatβs a rational expression.

The Costco employee said "I'm sorry Sir, we're rationing.

[Looking over cart full of TP]

Me: "Nice to meet you *Rationing*, I'm *Hoarding*"

"Dad, I know about real numbers, natural numbers and rational numbers. But what are imaginary numbers?"

"It's the numbers you use to call your imaginary girlfriend."

Bop

Why are musicians such rational people?

Because they always make sound decisions.

I speak in simplified fractions

Half of what I say makes sense

Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people would get this.

I bet the Department of Defense gives the low-quality rations to submarines.

After all, they're sub-optimal.

Found this in class

I tried to fight a fraction once

It wasnβt a very rational decision though.

9/11 jokes are not funny

But the other 2 are

What did the stout, starving sergeant eat in the army?

Alliter o' rations.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A Οthon

New weights and measures

- The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds17. 52 cards = 1 decacards18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin22. 10 rations = 1 decoration23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

Where did ancient mathematicians hold their funerals?

Pyre Square

Pun converter

I was sitting in a class about fractions, and someone said they were leaving early.

I responded "I guess you can say he was only here for a fraction of the class." my classmates are not happy with me.

How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

My boyfriend whipped this one out on me today.

I've been hardcore PMSing lately, so I made brownies. I messed up the recipe somehow so, *rationally*, I started crying because I really wanted homemade brownies.

He walks in, hugs me, and says *babe, it's okay. You're ovary-acting*.

Calvin's Father is my role model

I totally believe in parenting similar to Calvin's father. As such, when my 6 year old son came to me and asked me why his index finger was shorter than his middle, I rationally explained to him that it had to be shorter because he'd poke his brain when he picked his nose.

It's been 3 weeks and he still believes me. :D

Watching the NOVA on mathematics

The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.

I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."

Got the whole council with this one...

I am on the city council and we had a workshop about why utility rates are lower inside the city compared to outside.

It came down to this:

- No study was done to show the validity of the difference.
- It was strictly a policy decision with an arbitrary number.
- The reason for this approach was simply that it is "standard in the industry" and because it is "what every other city does".

Prefacing that I was a dad so I had to say it: I suggested the rational wasn't the most sound since "just because every other city jumped off a bridge, it didn't mean I wasn't going to jump off a bridge."

Mixture of groans and laughter.

There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long

A Οton

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