Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Iβve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it βBest bets for vetting vets for vetsβ
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︎ Oct 01 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they donβt have to be put down.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why are all convents non-profit organizations?
Because nun of them are in it for the money.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
How does NASA organization a party?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Which news organization has the best coffee?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
βAtheism is a non-prophet organization.β - George Carlin
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︎ Dec 11 2019
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Iβm a bit uneducated. Whenever the World Health Organization is in the newsβ¦
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︎ Sep 05 2019
What's Canadas spy organization called?
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︎ May 01 2019
The World Health Organization is hosting a new event to show their thoughtfulness and concern for human health
The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Tokenism is when your organization has only one PoC just for appearances sake.
If you have only one elf, that's Tolkienism.
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︎ Nov 22 2016
Why are churches non-profit organizations?
All they do is talk about Jesus, you think they would be for-prophet.
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︎ Mar 25 2018
The pig mascot of the local college's male social organization died, so they decided to sell its meat...
They called them Frat Brats.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I've decided to do volunteer work with an organization that builds homes for sea creatures.
It's called habitat for huge manatees.
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︎ May 20 2019
What do you call an organization that donates places to sit?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Can anyone here donate to an organization making seats?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Me: βI work for the World Health Organizationβ My friend: βWHO?β
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︎ May 15 2018
Hear about the criminal organization for winged insects?
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︎ Apr 03 2018
What organization is best at helping people with all of their sewing and stitching projects?
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︎ Sep 22 2018
What organization makes sure the grass is nice and green?
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︎ Aug 29 2016
Which organization controls sleeping?
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︎ Jun 04 2016
What kind of organization is an atheist church?
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︎ Jan 23 2018
The World Health Organization
I was having a conversation with a friend about exercise and it goes a little something like this.
Friend: Did you know that the World Health Organization recommends at least 180 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise?
Me: with a grin on my face Who?
Friend: The World Health Organization.
Me: again with same expression Who?
Friend: getting annoyed THE WORLD HEAL... shoots me the dirtiest look
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︎ Aug 29 2016
I'm doing some data analysis reports for a non profit organization
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︎ Mar 26 2017
I used to be part of a worldwide clandestine organization that sold adult toys made from lightweight metal.
We called ourselves βThe AluminumNaughtyβ
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︎ Dec 03 2017
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Atheism is a non prophet organization
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs canβt transmit corona virus and therefore dogs donβt need to be quarantined anymore.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
The World Health Organization has said that dogs cannot get COVID19, so they have said dogs are not required to be in quarantine.
So, WHO let the dogs out.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Dogs can not contract coronavirus and do not have to quarantined anymore according to the world health organization
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
The World Health Organization changes their slogan.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Have you heard about the World Health Organization?
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︎ Aug 23 2019
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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︎ May 12 2017
What type of organization is atheism?
A non-prophet organization
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︎ Jun 16 2016
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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︎ Nov 03 2014
What kind of organization is a church
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