How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADoznDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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Non binary pronouns......

They're here, get used to them.

Credit to my son who stole this from Tom Scott.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttcheek and transfer it to a non-relative?

Not for me, just ass skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qahsbarc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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Robots are simultaneously binary and non-binary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyman-100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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I want to find a like-minded person to hang out with non-romantically..

Asking for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biggrumpybadger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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Did you hear about the time the Queen of England ordered every single non-English person in the UK to be killed?

She got off

Scot-Free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?

Because there was gold in them/their hills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleverusername531
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I did really well in my test on non-newtonian fluids.

If you go through it slowly, it's not that hard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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What do you call a party for non-binary people?

A mixer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_cholok
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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How does a non binary person kill someone?

They/them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mauritsq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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how do non-binary people chop vegetables?

they/them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_nobody
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2021
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Context for non-Indians - Her name is Shilpa. Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janidwastaken
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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how does an non binary samurai kill pepole..

they/them

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A non sequitur walks into a bar.

In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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I get paid to be non-confrontational

It’s passive income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpauljohns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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How does a non-binary Samurai hurt someone?

They slash them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVision76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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A boy who enters a fandom is called a fanboy. A girl who enters the fandom is called a fangirl. What is a non binary person called then?

A fanby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanky-Ad1212
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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People who believe non-binary is not a gender

think that there are only 10 types of genders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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All non-binary bisexuals are Jedi

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazingImage
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian πŸ˜‚πŸβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ€πŸ’—
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxCandy_floofxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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For all the non-English speakers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BULLZ_0N_P4R4DE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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If someone will make a non-english movie called REDDIT, What do we need to watch it?

A Dubreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Almost non of my friends gets this joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morte420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I got the sack for asking a customer if they wanted smoking or non smoking.

Cremation or funeral was the correct term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?

Or would that be a faux pa?

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What do you call a non female, time travaling car?

A Mandolorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyrimmemer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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A non-conformist beggar starts preaching

"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/automata-door
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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How do samurai kill their non-binary opponents?

They/them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giggedy_giggedy1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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How does a non-binary Swordsman kill people?

They / Them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them

(They slash them)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulpFriction21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why did the non-binary prospectors head west?

Because there was gold in them/their hills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thetophatjester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What did the non-binary prospector say to the other?

There’s gold in them/their hills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How does a non-binary person kill someone?

they / them

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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soniconor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill their enemies?

They / Them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CA308209
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farshief
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill their adversaries?

They / them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/post-ale
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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How do non-binary samurai kill their enemies?

they/them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamDansky
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

... they/them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunsetsleepyboi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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How does a non binary samurai kill people?

They/them

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How does a non binary ninja kill people?

They/them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alligator--Fucker
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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how does an non binary samurai kill pepole

they/them

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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How does a non binary samurai kill someone?

They / Them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chjfu
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