This support group will help you recharge
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
I was attacked by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things!
This morning I turned up for a meeting for my premature ejaculators support group...
How can you identify a group of math teachers?
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
Why were the group of coroners excited?
Because it was open Mike night!
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
A group of ant's working together is called
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬
Groups of ten dancing in the middle of the ballroom floor?
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses
What did the group of girls say when they went into the unfinished singles bar?
Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?
They call themselves anti-pho
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
There is a group of people that always ends things...
What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
I told a group of storm troopers “Happy Pew Year....”
But they totally missed the punchline.
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
So I went to my local astrology group and was asked to take roll call. And wouldn’t you know it?
All the signs were there.
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
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