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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpuffed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I took a group tour of a milk factory ...

While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"

The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?

A chu-chu train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I was attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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This morning I turned up for a meeting for my premature ejaculators support group...

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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How can you identify a group of math teachers?

They're the ones that look like alge-bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why were the group of coroners excited?

Because it was open Mike night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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A group of ant's working together is called

Antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry

Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Thong-Song
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Groups of ten dancing in the middle of the ballroom floor?

Central tendencies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringdirt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?

A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...

(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quintinza
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses

Spec Ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_me_thatguy361
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What did the group of girls say when they went into the unfinished singles bar?

Look at all these studs!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?

They call themselves anti-pho

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.

I hope they let me join.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alawibaba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this

https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syncopatedsouls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...

...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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There is a group of people that always ends things...

Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuryOfHell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?

The Peaky Blinders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summetz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I told a group of storm troopers β€œHappy Pew Year....”

But they totally missed the punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?

The others are forbiden.

Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperminthippos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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So I went to my local astrology group and was asked to take roll call. And wouldn’t you know it?

All the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckinTheCarma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.

They are called One Expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...

Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?

Me: their wallets

Dad: A snow bank!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5 and 7? /r/teenagers/comments/k3e…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anwallen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I need a catchy name for our ski group, PUNS WELCOME! reddit.com/snowlaughingma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaCakesII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewhittaker506
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo3p-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtedith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group

But it turns out that it’s tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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