Most puns make me go numb
Math puns make me go number
What name can make the most puns?
I'm not talking a combo like Christopher Walken to Christopher Sitten but like on general. Ex. Joe away man!
Most puns make me feel numb...
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
What’s the most pun-able person, place, thing...?
This is a question but I have a joke anyway, what shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
What country speaks the most puns
India, they speak Punjabi
What game console do the French play the most?
Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
What is Russias most secretive insect ?
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
What is the most hygienic insect?
A deodor-ant.
Thanks to drunken me 5 years ago.
A guy on my street holds the world record for most concussions
He only lives a stone's throw away
what's the worlds most common owl
What’s the most effective way to write a murder mystery?
It's the most wonderful thyme of the year...
The most important thing to me is my alarm clock
It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning
The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines.
It’s always the centre of a tension.
Did you know Pecans are one of the most positive type of nuts out there...
Else, they’d be called Pecants
What is the most sought after nation right now?
I spent most of the weekend fastening pieces of fabric together for an upcoming project.
Which hospital ward is observed the most?
Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?
Which country orders the most takeout?
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
For most people when you lose your 'khakis', you have lost your pants.
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
Which bear is the most condescending?
I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.
He said “oh, you want the Snyder Cut”.
Most math puns aren't very funny
Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
what music genre was the balloon most scared of?
What is the most musical part of a turkey ?
What is a child most likely going to cry?
Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me
Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
While most puns make me feel numb
Math puns make me feel number
While most puns make me numb...
Most puns make me feel numb.
Math posts make me feel number.
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
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