Not to brag, but I experimented a lot with drugs and sex when I was in college.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
I like jokes with a lot of soul in them.
What reptile uses the phone a lot?
What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?
I've been building a lot of LEGO sets with my kids lately.
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
People give me a lot of trouble for being a necromancer
Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
I have a lot of unemployment jokes
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
I learned a lot about belly buttons in college...
I went to the Navel Academy
What's a Pokémon that sneezes a lot?
Someone dug a plethora of d’earth. Now I’ve got a hole lot of nothing.
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
During my dental appointment, I found out that I had a lot of cavities
Turned out to be my dental dis-appointment
What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?
I have a lot of patience
Cause I never use any of it
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
I've noticed that a lot of math teachers don't want to be mean...
They strive to be above average.
My dad has been going through a lot of hard ships lately…
He dismantles them for a living.
I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
How do you call something that makes a lot of sense for people who know how to count if you dont?
A bread demon would bring a lot of pain.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot in my life has changed....
Like, my name, phone number, and address
There's a lot of different ways to depict Jesus, but I always think of him up on the cross
My Wife got a thin crust pizza for dinner. It reminded me a lot of myself:
No dough and lots of cheese.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?
With the A380, Airbus really had a lot…
What is the best month to drink a lot of beer?
I used to like lemons a lot.
Sex is a lot like maths...
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
I’ve being breaking a lot of records recently...
I would have broken more if they didn’t kick me out of the music store.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
It would be the herd shot ’round the world.
Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.
How else will you learn fission.
COVID must have a lot of followers now,
I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
Why do a lot of nurses go to college at the North Pole?
My friend and I swim a lot
People regularly consider us as fishy
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
I grew up on a street with a lot of friction
You could call it a rough neighborhood
I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
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