There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But typically, none of them work.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism.
But those are their words, not mine.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
On reflection, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to have done differently this past year.
But hey, hindsight is 2020
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
You don't see a lot of agoraphobes these days.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.
There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like thereβs nothing right there.
Guess thatβs what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
A lot of people say they donβt have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
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︎ Nov 16 2020
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined itβs momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I found a $20 bill in the parking lot of the grocery store. I asked myself, what would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I post a lot of dad jokes
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︎ Dec 23 2020
The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My friend has a lot of knowledge about Islamic festivals.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
He clicked a lot of pictures but his pictures never came? Why?
Because he was a faux tographer.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
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︎ Sep 28 2020
There are a lot of distraction in Thailand..
Because of Thai-version..
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︎ Nov 19 2020
You can catch a lot of flys with honey
But you'll catch more honeys being fly
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︎ Nov 07 2020
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Before he passed away, my grandfather said, βHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.β
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︎ May 11 2020
A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I donβt get it.
I have never had a beef with one.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Theres a lot of tall men around parts of new york
Especially long guy land.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep...
Iβd tell them to my dog but heβd herd them all
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A lot of people donβt believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Thereβs a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earthβs orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like theyβll need a vacuum cleaner
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Iβve got a lot of fans, you know.
The ACβs been broken for years.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I've been seeing a lot of Stump Grinding signs lately.
I wonder what office they're running for.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My wife says I've been listening to a lot of 80s rock recently
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.
That's because the difference between them is night and day.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I have a lot of respects for midgets
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I know a lot of jokes about retired people..
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism
But those are their words, not mine.
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