No pun intended...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loveleigh1788
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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β€œPhotobomb!” No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DELTA1_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Tail light. No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcatickat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why do we say ”no pun intended”, and not...

pUnintended?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GJNorman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Sometimes I'll just end a sentence with "No pun intended"

When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftelzwerg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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People who say "no pun intended" are cowards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Errhh no pun intended haha youtube.com/watch?v=_X880…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoXiousOR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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We should stop saying "no pun intended"

And instead say "Punintentional!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boja_Red
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levyl44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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Classic chain of dadjokes (no puns:

What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.

How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.

How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.

How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.

What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.

What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dronelisk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping they would be featured. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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[No Pun] My friends and I have been tweeting a pun name every day for months, we think some are great

We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DailyPunName
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Well no, but yes.
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my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all

G : what type of apples grow on trees ?

my dumbass : idk red and green ?

G : all of them do

wheezes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malikbefine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My wife beamed at me and said, β€œI had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, β€œI know!"

"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!

A gummy bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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No one will listen to White Snake with me

SO here I go again on my own

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpahpa256
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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No one likes to listen to whitesnake with me

So here I go again on my own

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction

She packed up her bags and right.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My roof caved in on me... and I no longer feel safe.

I think I have truss issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"

"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."

"It's to look at. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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No way!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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No need to thank me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.

Then, Sundae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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No littering!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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No one in Antarctica has Covid-19

Its because they are ICE-O-LATED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pool of blood?

An ambulance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Why did Bach have no money?

He was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xberry
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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There's no party like an autopsy party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

I thought "I don't know what to make of this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Sometimes I have no words other than…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecurlybuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a fly with no wings ?

A walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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UFO's have been in the news a lot lately but no one seems to care.

Frankly, I think it must be over most people's heads.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...

Now you can only use a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shpam-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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No pun intended?

Nope, unintended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Normbias
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