pUnintended?
When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."
And instead say "Punintentional!"
What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.
How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.
How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.
How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.
What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.
What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.
We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyโd taste as close to real worms as possible?
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
That ship has sailed.
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
A gummy bear.
SO here I go again on my own
Bob
Ground beef.
So here I go again on my own
She packed up her bags and right.
I think I have truss issues
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
"It's to look at. "
Then, Sundae.
Its because they are ICE-O-LATED
An ambulance.
He was Baroque.
A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.
I thought "I don't know what to make of this"
A walk.
Frankly, I think it must be over most people's heads.
Now you can only use a low ha
