46 Hilarious Noah Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Where did Noah keep his old bees?

In the Ark Hive.

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Mar 12 2021

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TIL that Noah had a college degree.

His major was arkeology.

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👤︎ u/Fileobrother

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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Noah it All

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👤︎ u/RogueDisciple

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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Noah never went fishing.

Because he only had 2 worms.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 22 2021

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Did you know Noah's wife was called....

Joan of Arc

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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My dad asked me yesterday "Noah, am I a good dad"

I responded with "My name's Ron"

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👤︎ u/ImPickleRickFunny

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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👤︎ u/Amart1985

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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Why haven’t they found Noah’s Ark?

Because it’s Noah to be found.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Jan 03 2021

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Many years after the great flood, God came to Noah again and spoke: “Noah, it is my wish that you build another ark.”

Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”

“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.

“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.

“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.

A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”

“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.

Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”

“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”

“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.

And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”

Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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Some years after the flood, Noah wanted to sail again

Unfortunately, he didn't remember where he arked.

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👤︎ u/ewormPL

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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If Noah were to build a boat today, would it be steel?

Held together with ark welding.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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What do you name a show about a wise guy named Noah?

Noah knows

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👤︎ u/TheGoldenGamer2005

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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"Arkham" is not only a prison. It's also what Noah made out of the pigs.

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👤︎ u/MinFootspace

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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This random number said his name was Noah. So I had to do it to em.

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👤︎ u/Livmativ

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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Noah, why Noah, why!

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👤︎ u/shawntheloser

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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Wife: Honey where is our son Noah?

Me: (holding Noah) I have Noah dear!

Wife: Oh my God where is he! We have to find him!

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👤︎ u/Tarrigo77

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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Ever wonder how Noah survive the flood?

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👤︎ u/RorschachEmpire

📅︎ Mar 27 2019

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Noah’s Arc

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👤︎ u/afsana3436

📅︎ May 17 2019

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If you need an ark, just hit me up cuz I Noah guy.

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👤︎ u/christmasbush

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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Where did Noah keep his records?

The arc hives

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👤︎ u/roadhouse6735

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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If you want to know how many bees Noah had on board.....

....you have to check the Ark hives.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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Noah had backup plans.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 29 2018

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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Apr 28 2019

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I think Noah's Ark should have had a barrier around it to keep out the Mexicans.

Noah fence.

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👤︎ u/teuast

📅︎ Apr 20 2018

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Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah's Ark?

Because they had to go in pears.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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What kind of lights did Noah use on his Ark?

Floodlights

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👤︎ u/Theatreofmemes

📅︎ Oct 08 2017

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Not many people know Noah was amazing at archery

You should have seen his arc!

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👤︎ u/NegativePrimitive

📅︎ Jul 08 2018

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Noah’s story arc is pretty great.

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👤︎ u/VaiterZen

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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Why doesn’t Noah play Pokémon?

Because he already caught them all.

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👤︎ u/illusive_guy

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the archive

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👤︎ u/poshnoshlosh

📅︎ Apr 09 2021

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Where did Noah keep the bee's in his Ark?

In the Ark hives...

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👤︎ u/AEvans1888

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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👤︎ u/JP-Seven

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark Hives.

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👤︎ u/BethJ2018

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Where did Noah keep a record of his bees?

In the ark hives

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ May 07 2020

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Where did Noah keep his bees ?

In the Ark hives

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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Where did Noah store his Bees?

In his Archives!

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👤︎ u/SpiritvsRobot

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Where did Noah put the bees?

In the Ark hives.

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👤︎ u/phillydog1

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Does any one Noah guy who can build me an ark

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👤︎ u/PilotDave3

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.

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👤︎ u/thebongreaper666

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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Where does Noah keep his bees?

In his Ark Hives!

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👤︎ u/enderval

📅︎ Nov 18 2018

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Where did Noah keep the bees

In the ark hives.

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👤︎ u/OthelolzNZ

📅︎ Mar 17 2016

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark hives

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👤︎ u/beeman1979

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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Why did the two worms have to leave their apple to get into Noah's ark?

Because they could only go in pears

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👤︎ u/unclerudy

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Floodlights and ark lights.

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👤︎ u/DoctorScherzando

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights.

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👤︎ u/cymyk

📅︎ Nov 19 2017

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