Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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My dad asked me yesterday "Noah, am I a good dad"

I responded with "My name's Ron"

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Why haven’t they found Noah’s Ark?

Because it’s Noah to be found.

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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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Many years after the great flood, God came to Noah again and spoke: β€œNoah, it is my wish that you build another ark.”

Rather worried, Noah said β€œBut my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”

β€œNo, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.

β€œThen why another ark?” Asked Noah.

β€œI wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.

A slightly confused Noah responded β€œOkay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”

β€œBut not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.

Noah, now more bemused, replied β€œUh- okay my Lord.”

β€œOne more thing.” The Lord said unto him β€œit needs to have multiple levels.”

β€œAre you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.

And God said: β€œI want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”

Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.

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Where did Noah store his Bees?

In his Archives!

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Some years after the flood, Noah wanted to sail again

Unfortunately, he didn't remember where he arked.

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If Noah were to build a boat today, would it be steel?

Held together with ark welding.

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What do you name a show about a wise guy named Noah?

Noah knows

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"Arkham" is not only a prison. It's also what Noah made out of the pigs.
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This random number said his name was Noah. So I had to do it to em.
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Noah, why Noah, why!
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Wife: Honey where is our son Noah?

Me: (holding Noah) I have Noah dear!

Wife: Oh my God where is he! We have to find him!

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Where did Noah keep his records?

The arc hives

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Ever wonder how Noah survive the flood?
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If you need an ark, just hit me up cuz I Noah guy.
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Noah’s Arc
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God said to Noah that there was a dinosaur on the ark and Noah replied only with No-ah there isn’t ~joke from when I was 5
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If you want to know how many bees Noah had on board.....

....you have to check the Ark hives.

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Noah had backup plans.
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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, β€œWe can’t, we’re adders.”

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Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah's Ark?

Because they had to go in pears.

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I think Noah's Ark should have had a barrier around it to keep out the Mexicans.

Noah fence.

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What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Floodlights and ark lights.

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Not many people know Noah was amazing at archery

You should have seen his arc!

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Noah’s story arc is pretty great.
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Why doesn’t Noah play PokΓ©mon?

Because he already caught them all.

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The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. "Go forth and multiply!" he told the animals...

...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.

Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.

"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"

"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."

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Need an ark? I Noah guy

Need a government administration for the ocean and atmosphere? I NOAA guy.

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Does anyone need an Ark? I might Noah guy who has one

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Why didn't noah do much fishing?

He only had 2 worms.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark Hives.

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Where did Noah keep his bees ?

In the Ark hives

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Where did Noah keep a record of his bees?

In the ark hives

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Where did Noah put the bees?

In the Ark hives.

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Does any one Noah guy who can build me an ark
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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.
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Where does Noah keep his bees?

In his Ark Hives!

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Where did Noah keep the bees

In the ark hives.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark hives

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Why did the two worms have to leave their apple to get into Noah's ark?

Because they could only go in pears

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What kind of lights did Noah use on his Ark?

Floodlights

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights.

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Where did Noah store the bees?

The Ark Hives.

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