pUnintended?
When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."
And instead say "Punintentional!"
What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.
How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.
How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.
How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.
What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.
What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.
A cycle path.
βI play a little guitar!"
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
βItβs to look at.β
I call him Dr. Awkward.
They didnβt workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
I said, βWhere did that come from?β
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iβm right speechless.
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
Patrick will always be the Star of the show
Apparently it is private.
If it had direction, it would be called βVelocityβ.
I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
It's been logged out.
Ground beef.
No eye Deer
It doesnβt make any cents.
Fsh
He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
