What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Doesn't matter it won't come

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter they won’t come anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Project_1nth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?

...Curt & Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purcy_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call an antelope with no legs?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...

...hangs on a wall?

Art

...goes for a swim?

Bob

...sits on a porch?

Matt

...lies in a ditch?

Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJknox09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My dog has no legs

I took him out for a drag last night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?

Bob.

(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs ?

Because he was lacktoes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What do you call an elf with no legs?

Legolas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...

French woman with Covid?

La Wheez.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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So this guy owns a dog with no legs.

He names it cigarette.

Every night he takes it out for a drag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded, just like you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robot290
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs don’t start a conversation with...

β€œHi, how are you getting on?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.

He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do you call a naughty dog with no legs?

A rebel without paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrapinyata86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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A baker’s son wakes up in the hospital with no legs.

The father asked him if he was feeling sad.

The boy said no I deserved this I got too into the breadmaking and lost my cool.

The man sat back in his chair perplexed even more.

He asked him ok but why did you need them?

The boy looked confused.

Everyone needs them, to walk to run and to play.

No but why the fuck did you knead them?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/distantcurtis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_tormbringr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him..

He wont come anyways

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkAmig0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandybiotch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painterandauthor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What Do You Call a Cow With No Legs

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monty0613
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liittlesquish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My dad's favorite joke- what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickSchles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has been knighted?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?

Kobe Beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Composer
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

paraplegic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTyddet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dose172
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What do you call a dog with no legs

It doesn’t matter it’s not going to come anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy621
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, it ain't gonna come anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facts_my_guyy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JodeneBorg
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdrm23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?

Where you left it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zschmeez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unspared
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs?

He was lacktoes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostknight5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Punisher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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