What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
My Dad asked what do you call a dog with no legs?
"It doesn't matter. He won't come to you no matter what you call him."
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?
What do you call an antelope with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?
What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...
...hangs on a wall?
Art
...goes for a swim?
Bob
...sits on a porch?
Matt
...lies in a ditch?
Phil
My dog has no legs
I took him out for a drag last night
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?
Bob.
(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs ?
Because he was lacktoes intolerant
What do you call an elf with no legs?
So this guy owns a dog with no legs.
He names it cigarette.
Every night he takes it out for a drag.
Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...
French woman with Covid?
La Wheez.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs don’t start a conversation with...
“Hi, how are you getting on?”
A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.
He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"
What do you call a naughty dog with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Doesn't matter it won't come
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter they won’t come anyway.
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him..
He wont come anyways
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming home
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?
My dad's favorite joke- what do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow that has been knighted?
Sir Loin
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?
Kobe Beef
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?
What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs
It doesn’t matter it’s not going to come anyways
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it ain't gonna come anyway.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs?
He was lacktoes intolerant.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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