I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
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Three legged dog hobbles into a saloon. Looks around and says...
βAlright, who shot my paw!β
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Someone took my three-legged chair
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What was the one legged Man doing in the Bank ?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Saw a one-legged man at the ATM this morning.
He was checking his Balance.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I found a one-legged hitchhiker while driving today.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Did you hear about the one legged man that lost his prosthetic?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What's the name of the one-legged waitress that works at IHOP?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
A three legged dog walks in to a bar. He looks over at the bartender and says
βIβm looking for the man that shot my paw.β
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︎ May 31 2020
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon and said ...
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
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︎ May 06 2020
I went out with a one legged girl once who worked in a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Where do you find a no-legged dog?
Right where you left him.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon
and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Please don't make fun of one legged pirates.
They won't ever find that humerus.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I found a three-legged cat.
I started to make it a prosthetic. But then I realized that would be a faux pas.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
A three-legged dog walks into a bar
Looks around, and says, "which one of y'all shot my Pa(w)?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
My wife bought me a two-legged table. I pretended to like it.
But the truth is, I can't stand it.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Why did the four-legged semiaquatic carnivorous mammal cross the playground?
To get to the otter slide.
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︎ May 30 2019
Nothing more fun than a one legged man...
...in an ass kicking contest.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
What do you call a three legged dalmation who provides free internet.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you call a 3 legged horse?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Where does the one-legged man work?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you call a three legged horse?
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Scientists have discovered a crazed 8 legged being living on the moon.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Where does the one legged lady work?
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︎ Apr 15 2019
What do you call a one legged woman?
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︎ Mar 28 2019
What's my one-legged sister called?
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︎ Mar 12 2018
What's a 1-legged person's favorite restaurant?
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︎ Jun 06 2018
What did the 3-legged dog say when he walked into the bar?
Iβm looking for the man who shot my paw
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Three legged dog walks into a bar
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, βIβm here for the man who shot my pa(w).β
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I dated a one legged girl who worked at the brewery....
She was in charge of the hops
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︎ Sep 21 2019
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Iβm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.
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︎ Jul 14 2017
There was a one legged man at the ATM this morning..
He was checking his balance
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︎ Apr 27 2019
A three legged dog walks into a saloon
He says βIβm looking for the man who shot my pawβ
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︎ Dec 09 2019
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Iβm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Where do you find a no legged dog?
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︎ Apr 06 2019
A three legged cat walks into an old Western bar and says
I'm looking for the man who shot my pa'
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Where do one-legged waitresses work?
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Why did the one legged man go to the bank?
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