What did the Turkey say after its leg got bitten off

“Lost my leg in ‘nom”

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What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?

A carnie-vor

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What sound does a turkey make if its leg is hurt?

Hobble hobble hobble!

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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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Leftover Thanksgiving turkey

I actually got my dad with this one, and I was so proud.

I was getting ready to head back home after visiting my folks for Thanksgiving. My mom is, of course, insisting that I take insane amounts of leftovers home. My dad pulls out what's left of the turkey.

Dad (rube): "All we've got left are the legs and wings. Are you sure you want those?"

Me (smart): "Of course! You know I like the Napoleon pieces."

Dad: "The what?"

Me: "The Napoleon pieces."

Dad: "........."

Me: "The bony parts."

They couldn't wait for me to leave.

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A man walks into a doctors office...

With a carrot sticking out of his nose, a cucumber coming out of his right ear and part of a turkey leg coming out of his other ear.

He asks the doctor, "What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says "You're not eating right."

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