Palm Sunday Pun?
I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?
Who's got some Easter Sunday puns?
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest of the days are weakdays.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....
Does that mean you hit them into next week?
Happy Sunday everyone
Sundays are always a little bit sad, but the day before is a sadder day
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
Mom wished me a happy Sunday this morning
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?
Cause Monday was a "weak" day
Oldie but a goody. What comes after Sunday?
Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".
Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.
That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.
Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.
Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!
Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.
It’s the weekend immune system.
21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?
Remember there used to be a day called "Sunday"
At my church, every Sunday we eat apples and work on math problems.
Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.
Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday
That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.
I’m gonna make chili on Sunday
I’ll be charging one sup per bowl
My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.
One for the sunday morning newspaper
When you get to the obituaries pause and say "hmm" like you see something interesting.
Wife or kids will say "what?" and you say "they all died in alphabetical order!"
It gets better after the 5th or 20th time.
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
Because the rest of the days are weakdays! I’ll see myself out now
What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?
I just watched Sunday Night Football
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
SUNdays (or is that too easy?)
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
Last Sunday I ran a 5K at a clothing-optional resort.
When I told my coworker she asked how can men run naked without wearing any support.
Of course I said, it isn't hard.
What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday was a WeakDay.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weakday
Sundays are kind of sad...
But the day before is a sadder day. Get it?
It was a sad day on Sunday
But the day before was a Saturday.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Sundays are always a little sad but..
The day before is a sadder day.
Sundays are always a little sad, but
...the day before is a sadder day.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weekday...
Sundays are always a little sad, but...
The day before is a sadder day.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Oh.... those were the days....
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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