Palm Sunday Pun?

I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jekyllcorvus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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Who's got some Easter Sunday puns?

anybody?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jekyllcorvus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Monday is a week day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?

Because the rest are weak days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....

Does that mean you hit them into next week?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Causticnewt6023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Even on Sundays
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HueyLameass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Happy Sunday everyone

Sundays are always a little bit sad, but the day before is a sadder day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallocod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday was a WeakDay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Mom wished me a happy Sunday this morning

Pretty sure it’s Monday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gmen4ev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...

Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themostunknownowl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?

Cause Monday was a "weak" day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Oldie but a goody. What comes after Sunday?

Moonday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunescapeCoin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".

I was dazed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylicious17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.

That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Sundays are kind of sad...

But the day before is a sadder day. Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jarom_Thurston
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.

It’s the weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aradhya23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)

Its the Gregorian calendar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?

He is a bad mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Remember there used to be a day called "Sunday"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohitb1023
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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It was a sad day on Sunday

But the day before was a Saturday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MtnDewm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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At my church, every Sunday we eat apples and work on math problems.

Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday

That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Little_Mog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I’m gonna make chili on Sunday

I’ll be charging one sup per bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soiledsanchez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.

He’s a mass murderer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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One for the sunday morning newspaper

When you get to the obituaries pause and say "hmm" like you see something interesting.
Wife or kids will say "what?" and you say "they all died in alphabetical order!"
It gets better after the 5th or 20th time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicknak2445
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays! I’ll see myself out now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendsnvrshave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?

Pork pork pork!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanTorch23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I just watched Sunday Night Football

There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuckinMoran
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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SUNdays (or is that too easy?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davethomasv2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?

The Pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fetaplays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh.... those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Last Sunday I ran a 5K at a clothing-optional resort.

When I told my coworker she asked how can men run naked without wearing any support.

Of course I said, it isn't hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?

Cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hufflepuffrhino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?

Because the rest are weak days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weakday

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Sundays are always a little sad but..

The day before is a sadder day.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Sundays are always a little sad, but

...the day before is a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Sundays are always a little sad, but...

The day before is a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auralore
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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