Palm Sunday Pun?

I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jekyllcorvus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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Who's got some Easter Sunday puns?

anybody?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jekyllcorvus
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Happy Sunday everyone

Sundays are always a little bit sad, but the day before is a sadder day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallocod
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Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".

I was dazed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylicious17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14
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Oldie but a goody. What comes after Sunday?

Moonday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunescapeCoin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.

It’s the weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Sundays are kind of sad...

But the day before is a sadder day. Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jarom_Thurston
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aradhya23
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Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.

That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?

He is a bad mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Remember there used to be a day called "Sunday"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohitb1023
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)

Its the Gregorian calendar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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At my church, every Sunday we eat apples and work on math problems.

Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
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Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday

That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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It was a sad day on Sunday

But the day before was a Saturday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MtnDewm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I’m gonna make chili on Sunday

I’ll be charging one sup per bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soiledsanchez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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One for the sunday morning newspaper

When you get to the obituaries pause and say "hmm" like you see something interesting.
Wife or kids will say "what?" and you say "they all died in alphabetical order!"
It gets better after the 5th or 20th time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicknak2445
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Little_Mog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.

He’s a mass murderer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays! I’ll see myself out now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendsnvrshave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?

Pork pork pork!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanTorch23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I just watched Sunday Night Football

There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuckinMoran
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?

The Pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fetaplays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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SUNdays (or is that too easy?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davethomasv2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh.... those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I noticed my son's dress shoes were unlaced and dragging on the ground as we were leaving church on Sunday. My wife spoke up and said, "now honey, he's probably just stylin'"

I replied, "More like he'll be trippin' the way I see it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Last Sunday I ran a 5K at a clothing-optional resort.

When I told my coworker she asked how can men run naked without wearing any support.

Of course I said, it isn't hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I don't understand why Father's Day is always on a Sunday.

If it were a day earlier, we could have called it Dad-turday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldenpearl5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I hate Sundays.

Everyone makes fun of me at "roast" dinner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Saturdays and Sundays are stronger days

Because the rest are week days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?

Cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hufflepuffrhino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why does Fathers day always fall on Sundays?

Because there is no Daddays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I spend all my Sunday mornings sitting on my couch and watching F1, which drives my wife crazy.

She says, β€œWhy are you staring at your keyboard for hours?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why does fathers day fall on a sunday?

Without a son, he would just be a man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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The only thing more depressing than Sunday evening..

Is a Satur-day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Ah. Those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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what do we call Saturday and Sunday if the week passed quickly?

a weeee-kend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esma3ell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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A family of moles was enjoying a nice Sunday morning...

...when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, "In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!"

Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.

When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, "O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!" Baby mole comes up next and says, "I can smell eggs and bacon!"

Father mole follows behind and says, "Funny, all I can smell is molasses!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trivialpursuits
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What do you call it when you prank a person on sunday?

Sabbathtoge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominater4322
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Happy Sunday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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Graduated Sunday. Will live in infamy for explaining why it was so hot in the stadium.

Because there's over a thousand degrees.

Everybody around me heard that and groaned. The guy in front of me stared back like, "you've gotta be kidding me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticpix93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I tell this joke every Sunday...

Unfortunately today is cloudy so it will have to wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BummySugar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Was asking my dad about the xmas party this coming sunday

The following is my conversation through texts with him at 3:30 today.

Me: What's the address for the Xmas party.

Dad: Don't know I'll have to ask your mother

Me: What time is it?

Dad: 3:36 pm

Me: 3:36? Why not 3:37 or you know 3:35? Or even better... 3:30?

Dad: Cuz it's 3:39 right now

Me: ... What time is the party

Dad: oh you wanted to know what time the party is.

Me: ...

Dad: 3 pm.

Had me and my friends laughing so hard.

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Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?

Because Monday through Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatSalvador
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Most Sundays I declare, "I'm taking a stand, we are eating Chick-fil-a today or nothing at all!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickleddin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I heard a rumor that you lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
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Why do baseball bats tend to break near the grip on Saturdays and Sundays?

Because it's the weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSygil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Nothing interesting ever happens on Sunday.

It's basically just a glorified weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days

All the other days are just weak-days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurgery
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Have a super Super Bowl Sunday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechmechPlays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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We wished my dad a Happy Father's Day, to which he said "It's Sunday too. Happy Sunday!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/12kgun84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Your mother woke me up Sunday morning with a cup of coffee.

It was the nicest thing she'd done all week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Me0Be0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?

Muscle Mass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildezgaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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What did I do when my co-workers at the candy factory staged a strike to protest the commercialization of Easter Sunday?

I didn't make a Peep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Bankrupt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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[OC] What do you like watching on Sunday mornings?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oltarus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why was Sunday the heaviest day this year?

There was a lot of mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyktic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Aaron Rodgers played with an injured calf on Sunday (X-Post from /r/GreenBayPackers)
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Did you hear the story about Saturday and Sunday?

It's got a great start but quite a weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsokaytofeelgood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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Wife got me good on Sunday...

Wife hands me a birthday card to sign for our nephew...

Me: "Where is his birthday party again?"

Wife: "It's at Stars and Strikes today."

Me: "Oh man!!! I wish I could go, but I have to work."

Wife: "Yeah, I know. It's right up your alley!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cavezzi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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Nailed my brother with an excellent wood working pun on Sunday night.

He was over for dinner, asking me about making a simple wooden box. Once he's finished describing what he wants to do and how he thinks he'll do it I reply with "Yeah, that wood work".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BountyHNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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So today is a lazy Sunday morning, so I'm wearing a raggedy shirt with holes. My brother and dad noticed.

Brother: I'm gonna burn that shirt.

Me: What, it's my lazy, around-the-house shirt.

Dad (to my brother): What day is it?

Brother: Sunday.

Dad: There you go, it's a holey shirt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sykilik101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Father in law on fire this Sunday afternoon

Doing a crossword with my father in law and mother in law. He told me that he completed The Times crossword (which is apparently one of the hardest crosswords) the other day all except one clue. Mother in law says "go on then darling tell me the clue I bet I'll work it out" He says the clue is "heavily laden postman" She says "how many letters" He says "hundreds and hundreds I should think" Dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megpuss21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2016
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Sundays make me sad

Son "I hate Sundays, they make me sad". Dad "surprised you didn't feel worse yesterday...it was sadder day you know"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanDanDanDaMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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Every single sunday

Every Sunday, my family gathers at Sunday dinner (England here) and we have a roast. More often than not, we have roast chicken. We know it's coming, we expect it, yet still we think that maybe, just maybe, this will be the week that my dad doesn't tell THE joke.

My mum serves the food and asks "who wants a piece of chicken?" Then comes the response from my dad.

"I don't like chicken. It's fowl." He then proceeds to eat most of the chicken, while laughing to himself.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmypizzlay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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Baking on Easter Sunday

Crust is risen! Hallelujah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dom111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Sunday PUNday 1: This Week’s Best Jokes and Puns on the Internet marsgonemad.com/2015/11/0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marsgonemad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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What do you call the minimum amount of potatoes for Sunday dinner?

A critical mash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electropriest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Dad at Sunday roast dinner.

Me - Pea falls from fork onto ground Dad - I see we have an esca-pea Me - groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownUnderBrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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Don't forget to throw away your perishable foods on Sunday.

By then it will all be from last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimiacures
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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Easter Sunday with my Jewish father.

Relevant info: my mom is Christian, my dad is Jewish.

My dad loves to silently craft his dad jokes until the morning of any Christian holiday. He did not disappoint today.

Dad: I've been really popular on Facebook this morning. Me: Oh yeah? Dad: All of my friends have been commenting on my sleep patterns. [longish pause while he gets this gleeful-boyish look because of the confusion he can see on my face) Dad: They keep posting about how "He has risen!"

He's saying this to every member of our family, one-by-one, as we wake up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryph0sa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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So a man sees his pastor at a liquor store on Sunday...

A man sees a priest buying hard liquor on a Sunday at a shop down the street from the church the priest is the pastor of. Surprised, the man, who went to that church, asked why he was buying a 5th of Jagermeister.

The priest said, "it's an old catholic secret that Jagermeister helps ease constipation, which one of the nuns has.

So the guy shrugs and leaves, only to see the priest later that day, not halfway back to the church, drunk as a skunk in the gutter, tipping the brown paper bag with Jagermeister in it all the way back as he drinks it.

He pulls up in his car and asks, "I thought you said it was for a nun's constipation!?"

The priest grunted, "It is! She's going to shit herself when she sees me like this!"

I'm posting this, my grandfather's joke, in honor of him passing a few months ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_from_detroit
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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Sunday Barbeque

I was in the fenced in side yard grilling some chicken for dinner. I had the kids in the front yard playing. I told my wife I put them out there so they wouldn't get all up in my grill.

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Today's Sunday 'Non Sequitur' Comic is brilliant

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2015/03/29

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cerpicio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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Sunday brunch with Dad

Yesterday my SO and I met my parents and my sister and brother-in-law for brunch. I decided to order eggs benedict.

Right away my dad said, "You know that comes on a special dish right? A chrome one?"

I didn't follow, so he kept going.

"You know what they say right?"

Still nothing from me.

"You know... there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

I still can't believe I didn't see it coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scafpr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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Why aren't Fruity Pebbles sold on Sunday?

Because there's no Post on Sundays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBeefaroni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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Sunday Morning Sex

Dad sent this yesterday. Ouch.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/time2change76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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Football Sunday

Roommate 1: these are crab cakes and these are lobster balls

Roommate 2: jeeze, I didn't know lobsters had such huge balls

Roommates 1&3: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19EightyNine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Sunday dinner. Oh dad.

My ma is making a big dinner on Sunday and my pop called to ask if we wanted to go over Sunday for pig butt and turkey boobs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hans_g
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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On Sundays when my dad brings home breakfast desserts from the bakery...

Me: "Hey Dad, what's in the box?"

Dad: "That box? Nah that's just a box of trash! I found it on the side of the road!"

Me: "Really! C'mon Dad, whatcha get?"

Dad: "I'm telling you, it's a box of trash!"

My dad has never failed to use this line any time he gets that mysterious white box of baked goods (be it crumb cake, donuts, or cinnamon buns), and it's never failed to make me run immediately to the box to see what was really in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marzi725
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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Today is a sunday...

We're at dinner at the local pub at the moment: Sis: If you sing happy birthday to me i might get a free sundae! Dad: What would you have gotten yesterday, a free saturday!?!?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRandomGuy15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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Dadjoked the Sunday School class I teach today.

One of the students asked, "Which lesson manual will we be learning from?"

To which I responded, "EMMANUEL, amrite?"

blank stares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opiester
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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Sunday morning breakfast

Me: oh my god! This cereal is soooo stale! Wife: what is it??? Me: Cheerios with ancient grains Wife: *head shaking *eye rolling

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Sundays are always a little sad but..

The day before is a sadder day.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Sundays are always a little sad, but

...the day before is a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Sundays are always a little sad, but...

The day before is a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is on Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auralore
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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