Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Puns

Does anyone find it weird that in this episode they never return to marge and Lisa storyline about them trying to find a missing piece of their egg decorating kit? Is this part of the joke? I’m so confused

So I was just watching this episode on Disney+, and during the Catholic Church commercial with the girls at the gas station, they have clearly edited out the word ‘Catholic.’ So now the voiceover just says, “The church. We’ve made a few changes.”

Anyone know what happened here? The joke is way less funny now because there’s no such specific organization just called “The Church.”

Is everyone else having horrible Sunday most of my offers have been under $5. Decline button is getting a workout today. AR was at 53 now down to 35 in just a couple of hours. I don't understand my zone Friday and Saturday were very busy and Sunday is dead.

Now it just awkwardly says "The church. We've made a few changes"

There's a scene in this episode where Homer, Moe and Waly are discussing the super bowl and the Atlanta Falcons and every time they say a specific name they cover their mouths with a beer glass and the voice is obviously different. I must be being stupid because i don't understand this joke! If anyone could explain it to me that would be great! :)

But the day before is a sadder day.

"I know myself. I know how good I am. I know the things I've done. ... It's like -- how many times do I have to do something that no one else has ever done before and get respect? Do I have to go score 50 in a quarter now? Like, what the hell? It's whatever though, man. It's over with. I'm going to use it as fuel."

"I'm excited to get out there and prove to people who I am," Thompson says. "I know they forgot because I've been out for two years, but I've never been hungrier seeing that stuff. Never been hungrier. And the best way at revenge is to win. Seriously."

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/33001192/inside-klay-thompson-return-more-two-years-away-know-how-good-am

#####SUNDAY MORNING FOOTBALL

Los Angeles Rams at Baltimore Ravens

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• M&T Bank Stadium Baltimore, MD

Atlanta Falcons at Buffalo Bills

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• New Era Field Orchard Park, NY

New York Giants at Chicago Bears

• 1:00 PM on CBS

• Soldier Field Chicago, IL

Kansas City Chiefs at Cincinnati Bengals

• 1:00 PM on CBS

• Paul Brown Stadium Cincinnati, OH

Arizona Cardinals at Dallas Cowboys

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• AT&T Stadium Arlington, TX

Las Vegas Raiders at Indianapolis Colts

• 1:00 PM on CBS

• Lucas Oil Stadium Indianapolis, IN

Jacksonville Jaguars at New England Patriots

• 1:00 PM on CBS

• Gillette Stadium Foxborough, MA

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• Mercedes-Benz Superdome New Orleans, LA

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New York Giants

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• MetLife Stadium East Rutherford, NJ

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New York Jets

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• MetLife Stadium East Rutherford, NJ

Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans

• 1:00 PM on CBS

• Nissan Stadium Nashville, TN

Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Football Team

• 1:00 PM on FOX

• FedExField Landover, MD

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Use this to discuss any and all games or whatever else is going on around the league.

Evaluating the current weather situations across the board, and one game specifically stands out. The Rams are in Minnesota this weekend (Sunday). With anticipated snowfall in the forecast for the evening. Understanding the weather can always change this is something to look out for.

Cooper Kupp is coming off a game with 2 TDs. This season every game he's had 2 TD's he's followed it up the next week with the same performance.

Adam Thielen is optimistic he'll be back this week as well and of course Justin Jefferson will be playing.

I'm looking forward to this weekend but wanted to call this out so everyone is aware of the potential for snowfall in Minnesota during this game.

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15:30 ET: Ontario Premier Doug Ford provides COVID-19 update - CPAC YouTube

https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/1001366/ontario-further-strengthening-response-to-omicron

#To further strengthen its response to Omicron and reduce opportunities for close contact as the province gets as many vaccines into arms as possible, Ontario is introducing a 50 per cent capacity limit in the following indoor public settings:

• Restaurants, bars and other food or drink establishments and strip clubs;
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• Indoor clubhouses at outdoor recreational amenities;
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• Photography studios and services; and
• Marinas and boating clubs.

> These limits do not apply to any portion of a business or place that is being used for a wedding, a funeral or a religious service, rite, or ceremony. Businesses or facilities will also need to post a sign stating the capacity limits that are permitted in the establishment.

##To further reduce the spread of COVID-19 and the Omicron variant, additional protective measures are also being applied:

• The number of patrons permitted to sit at a table will be limited to 10 people and patrons will be required to remain seated in restaurants, bars and other food or drink establishments, meeting and event spaces and strip clubs.
• Bars and restaurants, meeting and event spaces and strip clubs will be required to close by 11 p.m. Take out and delivery will be permitted beyond 11 p.m.
• Dancing will not be allowed except for workers or performers.
• Food and/or drink services will be prohibited at sporting events; concert venues, theatres and cinemas; casinos, bingo halls and other gaming establishments; and horse racing tracks, car racing tracks and other similar venues.
• The sale of alcohol will be restricted after 10 p.m. and consumption of alcohol in businesses or settings after 11 p.m.

##In addition, to mitigate COVID-19 transmission that can occur at informal social gatherings, the province is also reducing social gathering limits to 10 people indoors and 25 people outdoors.

##These restrictions will come into effect on 12:01 a.m. on Sunday, December 19, 2021.

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#####SUNDAY AFTERNOON FOOTBALL

Arizona Cardinals at Dallas Cowboys

• 4:25 PM on FOX

• AT&T Stadium Arlington, TX

Denver Broncos at Los Angeles Chargers

• 4:05 PM on CBS

• SoFi Stadium Inglewood, CA

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints

• 4:25 PM on FOX

• Mercedes-Benz Superdome New Orleans, LA

Houston Texans at San Francisco 49ers

• 4:05 PM on CBS

• Levi's Stadium Santa Clara, CA

Detroit Lions at Seattle Seahawks

• 4:25 PM on FOX

• CenturyLink Field Seattle, WA