Girlfriend got me, maybe?

Friday night I came home and found out my dog destroyed my mattress.

Saturday after work we went out and I bought a new one.

Sunday it was delivered. Made the bed, laid on it. She asked me how I liked it and I said I wasn't sure.

"Oh, I guess you have to sleep on it!"... I groaned.

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👤︎ u/Wumaduce
📅︎ Feb 22 2016
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