Got my wife while she was taking a break from an essay she was writing.

Her: "I look forward to graduating and having free Sundays"

Me: "I think Friendly's gives you a free sundae if it's your birthday."

Her: "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

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My dad got me with this one when my mom brought up ice cream

Me: man, I really want a sundae. Dad: what do you mean, it is Sunday?

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👤︎ u/mkmxn8808
📅︎ Jan 16 2017
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Had a string of great dad jokes in the bar the other night.

Quick backstory: there is a bar in my town that all new alumni of the town's university sign upon graduation. My friends and I were in their celebrating a 21st birthday on Saturday and I just graduated. The bar is a restaurant in the daytime and they have great sundaes.

My friend asked the bartender for a sharpie so I could sign the ceiling. The bartender didn't have one and this was our exchange:

Me: "Ah let's come in tomorrow and get sundaes and I'll sign the ceiling."

Friend: "Sounds good to me."

Me: "It could be a sundate."

Friend: "Really...."

Me: "Convenient on Sunday!"

Friend: "Jokes on you it's going to be really cloudy!"

Me: "So then it's just clou-day."

Friend: "Get out." (Turns back to me while cringing)

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📅︎ May 12 2015
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Ahh classic Dad

When I was little, Dad used to treat me to an icecream Sundae from McDonald's every now and then. The only thing was, these days never seemed to fall on an actual Sunday. "Yes my good man, one Chocolate Tuesday please!"

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