Palm Sunday Pun?
I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?
Who's got some Easter Sunday puns?
Why do I always feel great on Saturdays and Sundays, and sick on all the other days ?
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
Sunday Chicken
You know how Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays? Do you think the chicken go to Church’s Chicken?
Sometimes Sundays are really sad, but I noticed today that they are never the saddest of the week
The day before is always a sadder day
We’re getting a grey cat named Ozzy on Sunday
Call that a Black Sabbath
Saturday and Sunday used to be such strong days…
But then they were weekend.
Why can’t it rain on Sunday
Cause then it would be rainday not Sunday.
How do you make someone fast on a Sunday?
Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days...
The rest are just weak days
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
Mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato were all out for a leisurely Sunday stroll
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage.
Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....
Does that mean you hit them into next week?
Happy Sunday everyone
Sundays are always a little bit sad, but the day before is a sadder day
Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.
That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
Oldie but a goody. What comes after Sunday?
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?
Cause Monday was a "weak" day
Mom wished me a happy Sunday this morning
Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".
Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.
Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!
21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.
It’s the weekend immune system.
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
Remember there used to be a day called "Sunday"
Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?
Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday
That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.
At my church, every Sunday we eat apples and work on math problems.
Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.
My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.
Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
Sunday is sad
But the day before is an even sadder day
Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?
Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest of the days are weakdays.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday was a WeakDay.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weakday
Sundays are kind of sad...
But the day before is a sadder day. Get it?
It was a sad day on Sunday
But the day before was a Saturday.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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