The time of year: Lent, itself, to Good Friday puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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What is something that will ruin your Friday?

Realizing that it is only Thursday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwistyAce
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I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.

Then, Sundae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I've booked a nice table for me and my wife this Friday night

I hammered her five frames to nil last time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenxMiyagi
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Was at a yardsale where someone had Tremors, Footloose, and Friday the 13th. Tonight I'm...

Bringing home the Bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...

He called me eight eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I got fired from my job at TGI Fridays.

At the meeting they told me 2 things;

1: in here, its always Friday 2: I am no longer required to work Fridays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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My friend asked why the stock market is closed this Friday. I looked at him, shook my head and said...

Jesus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Fridays?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donfatty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day

As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.

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Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.

That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.

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Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried

I call it Deep Fry-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby-Penewine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?

Have a good wheek-end!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chonkin_GuineaPig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I know it's Friday the 13th and COVID is raging, but...

Be positive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the naked guy go Black Friday shopping?

Because the underpants were a 100% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubbletits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)

Its the Gregorian calendar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".

I was dazed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylicious17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Black Friday shopping
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What kind of birds only appear on Friday the 13th?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoicelessSock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Happy Friday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BTWGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Where does Friday come before Thursday?

In a dictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishayes86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?

Prices get slashed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dymmesdale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?

A sweet deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Have you noticed that after every Friday the 13th

Comes a Saturday the 14th?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleL94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said how flexible are you? I said I can’t do Fridays.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show β€œJessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmy_cod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Friday, is that mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abizer2
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Who had the hottest Black Friday deals this year?

Kohl’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I think everyone should be a little more understanding this Friday.

After all, all conversations will end on a 10-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twinsaber123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I thought Friday is a sad day.

Turns out tomorrow is sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Bf is on leave Friday from the navy, need navy sex pun!

TL;DR need sex pun related to the navy!

Hey everyone! My boyfriend is coming back on leave from the navy this Friday. I am making a sign to welcome him home. I need a sex pun related to the navy. One's like "put your ship in my harbor". Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeHappy402
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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"So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss.

"That is correct," I replied.

He said, "Would you be able to work outside those hours?"

I said, "No, I might catch a cold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Friday the 13th may be scary.

But may, May Fri 10 you more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Did everyone have a Good Friday?
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Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg

A GregOrIan calendar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Little_Mog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auralore
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh.... those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Ah. Those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Good Friday is a sad day

And tomorrow is a Saturday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Hope everyone had a GOOD Friday!
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