I know it's Friday the 13th and COVID is raging, but...
Be positive!
What kind of birds only appear on Friday the 13th?
What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?
Prices get slashed!
Have you noticed that after every Friday the 13th
Comes a Saturday the 14th?
Friday the 13th may be scary.
But may, May Fri 10 you more.
Why see a seamstresses or tailor on Friday the 13th?
They know a lot about superstitchins.
With today being Friday the 13th, I just wanted to let you know that I don't believe in superstitions.
I'm an Aquarius, and that's not in our trait profile.
What do Italians eat on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraido
Why is the killer from Friday the 13th so effective at his job?
He always has his Jason.
I came back from office early today
Only to work from home for the rest of the day
Today is truly Friday, De sombre 13th.
I'm not superstitious...
...but I never walk under black cats.
Something my dad says every Friday the 13th :)
My Dad (regarding today)
DAD: "Hey do you know who made Thanksgiving a holiday?"
ME: "Abraham Lincoln"
DAD: "Did you know he also invented Black Friday?"
ME: "Really?"
DAD: "Yeah, it was part of the 13th amendment"
