I know it's Friday the 13th and COVID is raging, but...

Be positive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What kind of birds only appear on Friday the 13th?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoicelessSock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?

Prices get slashed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Friday the 13th may be scary.

But may, May Fri 10 you more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why see a seamstresses or tailor on Friday the 13th?

They know a lot about superstitchins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRH7660
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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With today being Friday the 13th, I just wanted to let you know that I don't believe in superstitions.

I'm an Aquarius, and that's not in our trait profile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_for_Jules
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why is the killer from Friday the 13th so effective at his job?

He always has his Jason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiripeiju
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What do Italians eat on Friday the 13th?

Fettuccine Afraido

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGomeeez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I came back from office early today

Only to work from home for the rest of the day

Today is truly Friday, De sombre 13th.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penzuin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I'm not superstitious...

...but I never walk under black cats.

Something my dad says every Friday the 13th :)

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My Dad (regarding today)

DAD: "Hey do you know who made Thanksgiving a holiday?"

ME: "Abraham Lincoln"

DAD: "Did you know he also invented Black Friday?"

ME: "Really?"

DAD: "Yeah, it was part of the 13th amendment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuyKaral
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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