Everyone here pun on r/punpatrol, r/puncourt, r/punkgb, and any other anti-pun subreddits!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthonyisClueless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk2214
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I am a mom but, here goes

Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?

You remember the a pollo missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NEIRBO747
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbbeelzebob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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The Content You are here for πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ reddit.com/gallery/mum5al
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacknight68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Just gonna leaf this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalRuncle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If you're here for the yodelling lesson...

please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictimOfRhythm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Well, well, well, what’s going on here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroracerUK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I was going to put a Chemistry joke on here but...

All the good ones Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocreGinga
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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This belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Anyone here the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not gonna spread it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hondaguy1998
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doleamight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My first pun here. Go easy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jvwade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...

"Tell him I've already got one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I'm here all week! Try the veal!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_controller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I came here for the dadjokes

I stayed here for the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...

People must be stuck in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan2849
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I suppose this fits here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_lassi_k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My friend sent me a joke on here the other day

I haven’t reddit yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxCandy_floofxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Truly a blinding sense of humour on show here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S-IVB_Third_Stage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Really giving it my awl here in the shop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nativewoodman43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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First time posting here, please be lentil.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)

Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.

>they were trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oksy_retard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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New here!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyboneslmao
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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You all tell dad jokes in here....

But do you know when a joke is a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHDIKOULAS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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If you are thinking of settling down, here’s some advice: Don’t date soccer players.

There’s only a 1/11 chance that they’re a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."

The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPackinwud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicOli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catdog724
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Officer: Why did you park here?

Me: The sign said β€œFine for parking”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote

I guess nobody Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I'm not sure when my plane will get here

It's pretty up in the air right now

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.

7 was a Registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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silver ware? here.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Spring is here!!!

I am so excited I wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonkerz99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Here take this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XD2020
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My friend wanted to show me a dad joke on here

I just haven’t reddit yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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