Everyone here pun on r/punpatrol, r/puncourt, r/punkgb, and any other anti-pun subreddits!
I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
I am a mom but, here goes
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
Just gonna leaf this here
If you're here for the yodelling lesson...
please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
Well, well, well, what’s going on here?
I was going to put a Chemistry joke on here but...
Anyone here the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not gonna spread it
Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
My first pun here. Go easy
I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...
"Tell him I've already got one!"
Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
I'm here all week! Try the veal!
I came here for the dadjokes
I stayed here for the comments
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
My friend sent me a joke on here the other day
I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it 😂
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
Truly a blinding sense of humour on show here.
Really giving it my awl here in the shop
First time posting here, please be lentil.
first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)
Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.
>they were trans-parent.
I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
You all tell dad jokes in here....
But do you know when a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
If you are thinking of settling down, here’s some advice: Don’t date soccer players.
There’s only a 1/11 chance that they’re a keeper.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."
The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"
Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
Officer: Why did you park here?
Me: The sign said “Fine for parking”.
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
I'm not sure when my plane will get here
It's pretty up in the air right now
The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.
7 was a Registered 6 offender.
Spring is here!!!
I am so excited I wet my plants.
My friend wanted to show me a dad joke on here
I just haven’t reddit yet
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