"It’s pasture bedtime!”
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Because he couldn't see that well
So, I took my gloves off.
It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.
It's pastor bedtime
She couldn’t see that well.
I said, I nailed it.
Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had £786 and a flat head.
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
The Toocan.
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
You should play defense, no offense.
Attire.
Philately will get you nowhere
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
Anyone that successfully defended their thesis.
The dirty bastard.
It was a stock exchange.
He couldn’t see that well.
They have snow banks.
Attire
“Dang!” I replied. “I really thought I’d nailed it.”
Because he can’t see that well!
Because she didn't see that well
Cause he couldn't see that well!
Because he didn't see that well.
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Attire.
