It's also, done by A minor
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My wife raises animals and also sells medicines
She's a farmercist
(based on a true story)
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What is also known as the worst day of the year?
Sausage day!
(I woke up the other day and thought of this joke while lying on bed. I'm pretty proud of it!)
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call a dinosaur that is also a towel?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)
https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/
https://preview.redd.it/9449vyyyj4f61.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f5d46a86d95447af0958da58a8583a00398e36f
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Also USA=World
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Also absolutelynotme_irl
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!
His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
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︎ May 14 2020
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know βtubaβ is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Edit: good lord, I didnβt know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.
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While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
They also have a shipping number
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Google stop should also be there
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Itβs also oddly satisfying
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu canβt wait
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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︎ Jul 26 2020
There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Did you hear about the farmer who was also an MC?
He could raise beets, and drop them.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?
His jokes are pretty cornea.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control
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︎ Aug 27 2020
what do you called a website that talked about reading, and also criticized a lot.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount
It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
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︎ Sep 04 2020
This one is in spanish, but Iβll translate also!!
ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
βΒ‘PAβCA! Β‘PAβCA!β
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
βOver here! Over here!β
(βPaβcaβ means βover hereβ in colloquial Spanish)
(Iβm of Cuban descent for reference)
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My motherβs leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
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︎ May 21 2020
I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:
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︎ Sep 05 2020
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun
https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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