It's also, done by A minor
My wife raises animals and also sells medicines
She's a farmercist
(based on a true story)
What is also known as the worst day of the year?
(I woke up the other day and thought of this joke while lying on bed. I'm pretty proud of it!)
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
What do you call a dinosaur that is also a towel?
It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)
What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?
Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!
His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know “tuba” is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
They also have a shipping number
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
Google stop should also be there
It’s also oddly satisfying
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
Did you hear about the farmer who was also an MC?
He could raise beets, and drop them.
Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?
His jokes are pretty cornea.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control
what do you called a website that talked about reading, and also criticized a lot.
I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount
It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it
Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?
My mother’s leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.