Also USA=World
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Also absolutelynotme_irl
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A few years ago, I visited a psychic who predicted that Joe Biden would beat Donald Trump in an election. She also predicted that soon, a global pandemic would break out and spread across the world.

In retrospect, her psychic vision was 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditPowerUser01
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Scientists have observed that when one pizza delivery guy falls over, several others also fall over

This is known as the domino's effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhrupad_9112
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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."

The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:

"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I also apologize if this isn’t allowed

This

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My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem

I said, funny you should ask

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun

https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asstits68
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Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know β€œtuba” is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolhandhutch
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Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?

She did splits well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.

Nice touch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tombsing
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Google stop should also be there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/munimjaffer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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what do you called a website that talked about reading, and also criticized a lot.

i reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whytheremate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?

His jokes are pretty cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Did you hear about the farmer who was also an MC?

He could raise beets, and drop them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine

That made him the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyboogie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutrinoccino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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They also have a shipping number
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There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:

Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l8rry394
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?

They've been hitting everyone with their.bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saf_sy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

β€œΒ‘PA’CA! Β‘PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

β€œOver here! Over here!”

(β€œPa’ca” means β€œover here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?

Cardealogist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vertex_welder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount

It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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It’s also oddly satisfying
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I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:

"Can sew! Can sew!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.

It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graceful_ox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My mother’s leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
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In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...

Pho Ton Torpedoes.

(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)

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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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What’s a good thing to give an electrician who’s also a redditor?

An upvolt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezion77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."

"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aradhya23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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People Who Are Expert Fishers Are Also Master Baiters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
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I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...

Because their raisin bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Swinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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People hate Mondays because they are also

Moandays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajdorUzu
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It's also discontinuous
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Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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