Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffpow8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If the government included a clutch of baby chickens along with the stimulus funds...

Does this mean we got money for nothing and our chicks for free?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Have you read the book batteries not included by:

Ray Ovac?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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This achievement in Oxygen Not Included
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, β€œwhat about B4? Where’s it?”

I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hrd4Yew69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I get how batteries feel because I’m rarely included in things too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Assembly instructions not included.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EquivalentCherry3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Looking for a veteran to stand-in as my father for Christmas, compensation included.

For lease navy dad

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? **Bonus jokes included**

No i-dear.

Bonus What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?

Still, no I-dear

Bonus What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?

Still no fucking i-dear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxlifts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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The former NBA commissioner was persuaded to buy a family gym package that included unlimited personal training sessions...

After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanussr
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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Got this card in the mail on my birthday. He even included a UPC code. imgur.com/a/DoFtF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrbachrach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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My dad sent me something in the mail and included this message.

http://i.imgur.com/9aj1lmg.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlutRapunzel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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My father says "well I didn't think the Corona was included"

http://i.imgur.com/cUdvR5u.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kewlmonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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