Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
If the government included a clutch of baby chickens along with the stimulus funds...
Does this mean we got money for nothing and our chicks for free?
Have you read the book batteries not included by:
Ray Ovac?
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, “what about B4? Where’s it?”
I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.
I get how batteries feel because I’m rarely included in things too.
I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.
I call it my Trail Mix
Looking for a veteran to stand-in as my father for Christmas, compensation included.
For lease navy dad
What do you call a deer with no eyes? **Bonus jokes included**
No i-dear.
Bonus What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?
Still, no I-dear
Bonus What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?
Still no fucking i-dear
The former NBA commissioner was persuaded to buy a family gym package that included unlimited personal training sessions...
After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.
Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
Got this card in the mail on my birthday. He even included a UPC code. imgur.com/a/DoFtF
My dad sent me something in the mail and included this message.
http://i.imgur.com/9aj1lmg.jpg
My father says "well I didn't think the Corona was included"
http://i.imgur.com/cUdvR5u.jpg
