Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
She knew how to carry The One
It's a little room where I can sit and watch movies like The Godfather and Apocalypse Now.
It's a Francis Ford Cupola.
I don't get the difference.
The answer is always whole-sum
It was good father-son-thyme.
Because of this, he made a lot of Naan-violence.
Dad: No son, I think you need sum vocabulary lessons.
He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.
Because Adams make up everything!
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them. Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
She wanted my mansion and moor!
Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe. I had reached Nirvana.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
a sum bitch
... A bottle of Conditioner Gordon.
It is, after all, the royal wee.
It's easy: it stands out like a Thor Sum.
My brother was remodeling his house and a new bedroom was almost completed except for cleanup of sawdust, caulking, and other random construction leftover bits.
I grabbed a shop vac hose and began cleaning, making sure to point out that it made a pretty good caulk-sucker.
when coincidentally another geologist passes by. These 'gems' catch his eyes. His curiosity becomes anger and he exclaims,
"I just had a few prized finds of my own go missing a few days ago. Where did you get these!?".
The other geologist replies, "Well, that's none of your Bismuth".
Fiance: "I'm feeling a little bit light headed." -proceeds to put head into the hands of my sister as if hands were a scale.
I clapped for about 20 seconds and then gave him a hug.
Honey, can you give me some sage advice on cutting the turkey? B-I-L addition: We'll give you some tyme.....