0 Puns

A list of puns related to "0"

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/AJMusicSchool
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Here's a beer to the person that discovered 0.

Thanks for nothing.

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
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👤︎ u/B_Baerbel
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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👤︎ u/cheble003
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Mfw I cant think of a title :0
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👤︎ u/StarSpangledDingD0ng
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I invested in a bank that gave 0% interest.

It made no cents.

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👤︎ u/Send666Nudes
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901

I guess there was a typo

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👤︎ u/tawawt88
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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To the man who invented 0

Thanks for nothing.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why are numbers below 0 always sad

Because everything around them is negative

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👤︎ u/Superfan20001
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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I'm 5'11½, but tell everyone I'm 6'0"

On my first day of being an army recruit, we were all lined up and the instructor commanded that those 6 feet and over step forward. Even though I was shy of ½inch, I stepped forward, along with 15 others.

. After I looked around me, I realized I was noticeably the tallest.

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👤︎ u/dwele_music
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?

“Thanks for nothing.”

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👤︎ u/Hamilton182
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Spain 6 - 0 Germany

Germany have hit a new Löw.

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👤︎ u/TheTorpidTad
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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0 - 200 in 3 seconds.

A wealthy man and his wife are living together.

One day his wife says to him; "If you really love me, then I expect something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds parked in our driveway tomorrow!".

The next morning she rushes out the door to find a bathroom scale in the driveway.

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👤︎ u/LeftClickMadness
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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Spend your last dollar on a $0.98 lottery ticket and see what you end up with.

That's just my two cents.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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To the man who invented 0

Thanks for nothing

Edit: thanks so much stranger for the silver! My first silver award!

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👤︎ u/Jtrad_24
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What starts with 0 and end with 0?

My bank account.

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👤︎ u/Puppyox
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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There is no difference between 4 and 4.0

I just don’t get the point.

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👤︎ u/leeericewing
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...

Literally

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ May 15 2020
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0 COVID-19 cases in Antarctica
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👤︎ u/Dirt_T
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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0-100
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👤︎ u/Tmanrocks717
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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(Redo)What concert is $0.45?

50 Cent and Nickelback

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👤︎ u/i_love_drama_101707
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a consciously imperceivable message travelling at 0.5c?

A subluminal subliminal.

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👤︎ u/josephwb
📅︎ May 02 2020
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All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.

He was a negative one.

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👤︎ u/ZoidbergWorshipper
📅︎ May 31 2020
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I once got into a concert for only $0.45.

It was 50cent featuring Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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A Phone with 0% power was arrested this morning

After that it was charged for battery

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👤︎ u/JimReaperSr
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why did 0 stop hanging out with -2?

He thought he would become negative too.

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👤︎ u/JimReaperSr
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

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👤︎ u/Tw1ch1e
📅︎ May 07 2021
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What did 0 say to 8?

“Nice Belt”

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👤︎ u/1212guy
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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Why is 0=1?

Cos 0 = 1

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👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

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👤︎ u/KataraaWaterbender
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/aperiogon3141
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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To the person that invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

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👤︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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To the person who invented 0...

Thanks for nothing

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👤︎ u/Sarahs_Messy_Studio
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/dmart891
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/killerheath04
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice Belt.

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👤︎ u/podolot
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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For the person who invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

(If this has been done, im very sorry.)

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👤︎ u/MrAlladinSir
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/devnodegree
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/weaponG
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My Spotify playlist is called “$0.45”...

Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/jxu12345
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

Courtesy of my 11-year-old, Ben.

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👤︎ u/dadacolt45
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do you say to the inventor of 0?

Thanks for nothing.....

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👤︎ u/Hiresh23
📅︎ May 20 2020
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What concert costs $0.45?

A 50 cent and nickelback concert.

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👤︎ u/Cheezzlez
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why is 1=0?

cos0 = 1

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👤︎ u/jain_harsh21
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why is 0 = 1?

cos 0 = 1

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👤︎ u/lolyesboyee
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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