0.0.0.0 Puns

A list of puns related to "0.0.0.0"

Mfw I cant think of a title :0
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👤︎ u/StarSpangledDingD0ng
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Spain 6 - 0 Germany

Germany have hit a new Löw.

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👤︎ u/TheTorpidTad
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/dmart891
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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To the person that invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

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👤︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Spend your last dollar on a $0.98 lottery ticket and see what you end up with.

That's just my two cents.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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0 - 200 in 3 seconds.

A wealthy man and his wife are living together.

One day his wife says to him; "If you really love me, then I expect something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds parked in our driveway tomorrow!".

The next morning she rushes out the door to find a bathroom scale in the driveway.

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👤︎ u/LeftClickMadness
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why isn't 1 allowed to hang out with 0 anymore?

Because 1's mom says 0 is naughty

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👤︎ u/FR0D0_SWAGGINS
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What starts with 0 and end with 0?

My bank account.

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👤︎ u/Puppyox
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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There is no difference between 4 and 4.0

I just don’t get the point.

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👤︎ u/leeericewing
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...

Literally

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ May 15 2020
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(Redo)What concert is $0.45?

50 Cent and Nickelback

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👤︎ u/i_love_drama_101707
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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0 COVID-19 cases in Antarctica
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👤︎ u/Dirt_T
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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0-100
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👤︎ u/Tmanrocks717
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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To the man who invented 0

Thanks for nothing

Edit: thanks so much stranger for the silver! My first silver award!

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👤︎ u/Jtrad_24
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do you call a consciously imperceivable message travelling at 0.5c?

A subluminal subliminal.

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👤︎ u/josephwb
📅︎ May 02 2020
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All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.

He was a negative one.

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👤︎ u/ZoidbergWorshipper
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What do you say to the inventor of 0?

Thanks for nothing.....

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👤︎ u/Hiresh23
📅︎ May 20 2020
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I once got into a concert for only $0.45.

It was 50cent featuring Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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A Phone with 0% power was arrested this morning

After that it was charged for battery

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👤︎ u/JimReaperSr
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why did 0 stop hanging out with -2?

He thought he would become negative too.

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👤︎ u/JimReaperSr
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine

They're in pole position

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👤︎ u/__KOBAKOBAKOBA__
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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0.09 out of 0.1 Dentists Approve

Son: Dad why is the statistics in decimal?

Dad: Cause they've got a point.

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👤︎ u/SlayCC
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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👤︎ u/dhanukaprr
📅︎ May 26 2019
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My girlfriend's phone read -0 degrees this morning.

Negative way of looking at it, don't you think?

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👤︎ u/TimothyDavid
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?

They build a ten-t

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👤︎ u/1-STARrating
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I named my son 0.000001

He's one in a million

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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What did the 0 say to the 10?

Where did you find the one?

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👤︎ u/SmartOwls
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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To the person who invented 0...

Thanks for nothing

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👤︎ u/Sarahs_Messy_Studio
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice Belt.

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👤︎ u/podolot
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/killerheath04
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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For the person who invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

(If this has been done, im very sorry.)

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👤︎ u/MrAlladinSir
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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What did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why is 1 = 0 ??

Cos 0 = 1

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👤︎ u/DragonReaperWarrior
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/weaponG
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My Spotify playlist is called “$0.45”...

Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/jxu12345
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/devnodegree
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

Courtesy of my 11-year-old, Ben.

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👤︎ u/dadacolt45
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why is 1=0?

cos0 = 1

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👤︎ u/jain_harsh21
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What concert costs $0.45?

A 50 cent and nickelback concert.

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👤︎ u/Cheezzlez
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why is 0 = 1?

cos 0 = 1

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👤︎ u/lolyesboyee
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/Purdu787
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt

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👤︎ u/Jpimping03
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What did 0 say to 8?

“Nice belt.”

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👤︎ u/Phagemakerpro
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Why does 0=1?

Cos 0=1

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👤︎ u/Alexasha05
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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To the man who invented 0

Thanks for nothing

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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