I got a tattoo of a clock on my foot while playing noughts and crosses.

Tick-Tock-Toe

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My Dad - “Why was the cheese afraid of try-outs?”

“He was worried he wouldn’t be gouda nough”

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📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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I'm attracted to zeroes.

They're noughty.

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📅︎ Oct 31 2014
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I think this counts as a dadjoke...

We were talking about generating invoices at work and someone suggested that it would be bad if they went out with too many noughts on them.

I asked if it would be bad when the client rang to complain that their invoice was a bit too naughty.

People actually left the room at that point.

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