[TOMT]Song of 'naughty' puns

When I was a child, other kids would sing this song where each phrase was joined by a word that sounds like a swearword, but isn't.

Anyone know what it was called or some of the lyrics?

[EDIT]

It sounded something like this : http://onlinesequencer.net/8232

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Bad pun eel, meet naughty pun sloth? imgur.com/nLA3RvX
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Freedom Day Full Moon

O 1001 2001 911 1000 742 247 2020 2021 1202 1,166 303 1,303 33 330 360 365 777 223 322 1337 337 1492 393 394 493 1984 84 201 318 1,618 617 369 1717 246 311 611 1611 1010 187 1,164 449 474 747 787 1776 333 969 1234 O


.. .. ... .. .. 1**.** The Law of the Moon .. .. ... .. ..


Today is 'Freedom Day' in South Africa, and it is occurring on a Full Moon.

Today's Google doodle, celebrating the holiday, features the national plant, "A Protea" = 247 primes (ie. first flower)

https://www.google.com/logos/doodles/2021/south-africa-freedom-day-2021-6753651837108915-l.png


  • "Freedom Day; Full Moon" = 1001 latin-agrippa
  • ... .. ( "To Complete" = 1001 trigonal )
  • ... ( "Know Freedom Day, Full Moon" = 2001 latin-agrippa ) ... [ ie. "Know" = 1000 latin-agrippa ]
  • ... ( "Subject: Freedom Day, Full Moon" = 2001 latin-agrippa ) .. [ ie. "Subject" = 1000 latin-agrippa ]
  • ... .. .. [ "To Decrypt It" = 911 latin-agrippa ] ... .. .. .. .. .. .. [ ie. "The Security" = 1000 latin-agrippa ]

'Freedom' is an oxymoron, of course (just like 'security').

Q: ?

"A Full Moon Freedom Day" = 1492 english-extended | 1002 latin-agrippa | 3043 sq


The moon is a 'super full' moon.

  • "Super Full" = 681 latin-agrippa
  • ... ( current subscriber count here )
  • ... .. ( "Full Supper" = 1001 english-extended )
  • ... ( "Freedom Day; Full Moon" = 1001 latin-agrippa )

  • "A Full Supper" = 742 latin-agrippa [ who will set the table spread? ]

.... this treat posted at 7:42 am UTC ( "The Transmission" = 742 latin-agrippa )


  • "Coronavirus Religion" = "To Gather Under the Moon" = 2020 trigonal ( "A Full Supper" = 1002 eng-ext )

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https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/04/africas-first-iron-age-culture-had-a-sweet-tooth/

> Sweetness β€”

> Africa’s first Iron Age culture had a sweet tooth

> The results offer some of the oldest physical evidence of honey in people's diets.


The article pre-headline:

Sweetness @ Sweet Ness @ ...

  • "Nice and Sweet" = 1202 latin-agrippa ( @ 2021 )
  • "A Sweet Niche" = 1,166 latin-agrippa
  • ... ( "Decryption Key" = 1,166 latin-agrippa )
  • ... ( "The Shadow" = 1,166 latin-agrippa ) [ "A=1: Sweet Niche" = 1717 squares ]

  • "Coronavirus" = "The Sweets" = 1,303 latin-agrippa
  • ... (
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To "bowdlerize" is to censor material that is considered offensive, from the name of Thomas Bowdler, who (in)famously altered 20 Shakespearean plays and compiled them in a collection called The Family Shakespeare because he considered the Bard's works too offensive for "our virtuous females."

July 11 is Bowdler's Day, which in equal parts honors and ridicules English physician and philanthropist Thomas Bowdler for his famed prudery. He is responsible for the publication of a book called The Family Shakespeare in 1807. Finding Shakespeare's works too bawdy and inappropriate "to be read by a gentleman in the company of ladies," Bowdler (with the assistance of his sister Henrietta) aimed to render them less offensive for women and children.

 

While Shakespeare's plays are indeed brimming with naughty puns, murder, rape, suicide, etc., Bowdler's sanitization seemed nearly as bizarrely puritanical then as it does today. Since then, the word "bowdlerize" has been used as a word meaning "to censor or expurgate," especially in notably absurd or destructive ways.

 

He not only nixed about 10% of the text, which contained 20 plays across four volumes, but also replaced some of the language and scenes within the plays: Blasphemous declarations of God! or Jesu! became Heavens!, and in some editions Lady Macbeth's famous cry of "Out, damned spot!" is altered to "Out, crimson spot!"

 

Some of the more infamously dirty jokes and double entendres were mangled or eliminated:

  • Malvolio's C-U-'n'-T joke in Twelfth Night is scrambled.

  • In Othello, Iago's line "… your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs" becomes "… your daughter and the Moor are now together."

  • In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio's masturbation joke, "… for the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon," becomes "… for the hand of the dial is now upon the point of noon," and some of the subsequent lines are eliminated.

  • Some of Hamlet's naughtier language to Ophelia in Act III is dropped entirely.

 

He also deleted a prostitute character from the text of Henry IV, Part 2, and he tweaked some of the tragedies to make them less tragic or problematic: e.g., Ophelia's drowning in Hamlet was made accidental (instead of a scandalous suicide).

 

Despite the rampant censorship, Bowdler noted in the introduction that Measure for Measure, Henry IV, and Othello were still too foul for some audiencesβ€”or "incapable of being completely buckled within the belt of rule."

 

You can read the full text of The Family Shakespeare here.

 

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I just want to watch nice people make bread and pies while exchanging slightly naughty puns. Is that so much to ask?

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You are all very naughty
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I keep all the stuff Santa gives me when I've been naughty.

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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism

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naughty naughty
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Naughty! Naughty!
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I found all of these in the same story, good lord. (I blurred out the "naughty" words) reddit.com/gallery/ncb8e1
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Naughty boy.
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Red velvet were lip syncing during their naughty live, why are people praising them for how stable they are?

So, I saw this post on my Instagram explore page, while I do know that sometimes red velvet don’t lip sync but using a video for proof where they are clearly lip syncing is so like scammy.

For those who wanna see this is the performance . I am pretty sure, everyone on Reddit knows how you can differentiate who is lip syncing and who is not but still I am gonna say how I know they are lip syncing.

  1. They are extremely loud.

  2. They sound the same in every f*cking performance

  3. There is no single unique difference in their singing on every stage they sound super perfect.

And like this is posted by a f*cking kpop news website, they are basically spreading misinformation.

No ur artist isn’t eating cd, they are lip syncing.

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Are you naughty enough to worship them in public?
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Naughty naughty v.redd.it/39ys60ujf8f61
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my naughty boy wilbur in the dig box, enjoying the mini pond! look at those little muddy grabbies!!
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Naughty Dog is working on the Last of Us Remake because their other projects are all in pre-production (Jason Schreier)

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/mrkk9e/jason_schreier_naughty_dog_is_working_on_tlou/

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