A rebel without paws
Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"
Mom: "Yes."
Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?
Mom:"......."
"Because they were acting like mugs."
Badminton
Kohl’s
Eyelashes
A little baaaaa-stard.
But what if they run out of children?
Grounded
Kohl’s
Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton
"What a photo sin this is!"
So my girlfriend asked me to help her brush her hair cause she said it was knotty. This is our conversation
GF: Hey can you brush my hair real quick? It's knotty.
ME: Sure but let me slip into something more comfortable.
GF: Why?
ME: Cause it's naughty (also had my best sexy face on)
GF: ... Ugh...
Needless to say she's brushed it herself.
To the beehave
He had to form a coalition.
Coalslaw.
...I told her, "They can't be knotty. They don't have laces!"
The coal never bothered her anyway.
