My wife often uses the promise of raunchy sex to get little jobs done around the house.

The plumber told me.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.

It would be a sin.

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📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why did the hotel manager move his raunchy painting out of his house and into his hotel?

It was inn-appropriate.

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👤︎ u/Danc777
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip

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📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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A pun from Cheers.

Danson threw out some raunchy comment at diane and she was indignant and told him to stop. He goes "What can I say, it's in my genes!" "Well, keep it there!"

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👤︎ u/OgreMonk
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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